Fairy Dog
There are rules regarding food at kids parties!
Grab the brightest and messiest stuff you can find, mix in a whole bunch of sugar and preservatives, and, where possible, put several items into your mouth at one time. If you can mix sweet and savoury together, then all the better.
This shirt celebrates the junction of two great party foods: Fairy Bread and Hot Dogs. It’s the FAIRY DOG. Go on, I know you want one.
EXTRA NOTES:
A fairy dog says “happy birthday” just as much as champagne says “congratulations”.
Eating fairy dogs brings back your youth.
Fairy dogs are the national dish of Partistan.
While fairy dogs are fine with tomato sauce (ketchup), they should never be consumed with mustard. That’s just gross.
If you are celebrating a very important and formal occasion, this recipe may be altered slightly by replacing the “hundreds & thousands” (pretty coloured sugary sprinkles) with those really posh little sugary silver balls on which you can also break a tooth.
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Matt Simner
Sweet! (I’m sure it is). Very nicely done
nofrillsart
oh my…now that i have to try!
rynoki
grabbed my attention too. My teeth are already hurting.
zomboy
the shine on those sprinkles is awesome!
InkRain
All I can think to say is “sweet”.
Tim Andrew
Thats one handsome fairy dog!
lostboy13
now that is a nice little conversation starter i`m sure.
Rosemary Darling
I find this perverse and delicious!
o0OdemocrazyO0o
oooooooh my guts…...
Hapgood
AWEsome…
Frank Stillitano
Disgustingly good idea, great execution!
Natalie Tyler
Mmmmm … delicious tee ;)
Michelle Dewis
AWESOME, I’m going to make on right NOW!!!!!!
mmmm…... Awesomeness
edgeplus
fantastic work – LOVE it ;D
sjem ©
That’s gross. Delicious, but gross.
Malkman
wht a great snack just rap the whole thing in fairy floss
fischer
Thanks all for the comments.
Malkman, the fairy floss (cotton candy for those stateside) thing hit me too. I’m thinking of a dagwood dog (pluto pup, corn dog, deep fried crumbed sausage on a stick) used as the handle for a fairy-floss treat. Hard stuff to draw though, damnit.
And then I’ve gotta work on the cocoa cabana.
lisamax
YES! that is exactly the sort of thing i would do at birthday parties when i was little. only sometimes there were non-food items included as well. there truly are no limits.
Karin Taylor
gorgeous yummo
mikoto
that looks so good, id eat it!
Magriet Murray
Cool design! Love it!
CapturedByKylie
Congratulations on the home page (19 Dec 2008)! Great t-shirt!
greenfrog153
Congratulations on making the home page!
fischer
Thanks so much all. Make sure to include a fairy-dog or two on the kids’ table this holiday season.
daftnation
very sweet
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very cute work :D
although
yum!
FagRiot22
I like this in such a baby way :)
Krystle
Oh, i just made fairy bread for a friend’s birrthday… dammit, i shoulda made fairy dogs
If only I’d seen this first!
fischer replied
Trouble is, it’s a really hard food to gauge quantities of. They can go off like hot cakes… or prawns in the sun. :)
veneer
so cool,