Fairy Dog
A fairy dog says “happy birthday” just as much as champagne says “congratulations”.
Eating fairy dogs brings back your youth.
Fairy dogs are the national dish of Partistan.
While fairy dogs are fine with tomato sauce (ketchup), they should never be consumed with mustard. That’s just gross.
If you are celebrating a very important and formal occasion, this recipe may be altered slightly by replacing the “hundreds & thousands” (pretty coloured sugary sprinkles) with those really posh little sugary silver balls on which you can also break a tooth.
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Euan Thorburn
love your work!!!!!
Alyssa Coombs
Great recipe… it adds those extra sweet nutrients that a normal hot dog lacks.
fischer replied
Thanks Alyssa. Just gawked at your fairy bread shirt design. we obviously have similar taste.