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Gun Tootin Crack Smokin

Gun Tooting Crack Smokin
Cocaine dealin
Thievin stealin
Aw this time
Jist dae’n yer Head in

Smokin pot and Poppin pills
Will never ever cure your Ills?
Takin drugs thru
Nose or needle
Will cause yer life
To be but Zero

Takin stuff tae change yer life
will only ever lead to strife
so get it straight
And make it true
before it goes
and kills ye too

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if only life was not so short
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like travel the world and photograph it all
But hay hoy theres allways tomorrow.

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  • Kensoi
    Kensoiover 4 years ago

    LoL Brilliant.

  • Thanks just heard this phrase earlier “Gun Tooting Crack Smokin
    Cocaine dealin” or something like that and thought that needs to be expanded.

    – Alan Findlater

  • janeymac
    janeymacover 4 years ago

    this is brilliant Alan !!

  • Thanks Jane just heard this phrase earlier “Gun Tooting Crack Smokin
    Cocaine dealin” or something like that and thought that needs to be expanded.

    – Alan Findlater

  • Kensoi
    Kensoiover 4 years ago

    Aye It’s A Take On The Old Pepsi Ad:

  • Kensoi
    Kensoiover 4 years ago

    Or Rather That’s What It Made Me Think Of.

  • I think i see what you mean although that was not in my head at the time

    – Alan Findlater

  • janeymac
    janeymacover 4 years ago

    I like the last verse you added great advice Alan

  • Kensoi
    Kensoiover 4 years ago

    I Don’t Mean It As A Insult Alan. It’s Just What Came Into My Head. I Think The Original Started Off With Lip Smackin………………….
    I Agree With Janeymac.
    I Don’t Take Anything Even For a Headache.

  • No insult taken at all

    – Alan Findlater

  • Ruth Palmer
    Ruth Palmerover 4 years ago

    Outstanding Alan!!!

  • Catherine Hamilton-Veal  ©
    Catherine Hami...over 4 years ago

    brilliant Alan.x

  • pinkyjain
    pinkyjainover 4 years ago

    Great poem & words, so very true

  • Sean Farragher
    Sean Farragherover 4 years ago

    well done,,,,,,,

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