(A friend sent this to me about one week ago, and I am still laughing. Just had to share this with my friends at RedBubble.)
Two girl friends (Brenda and Suzette) were having lunch. They hadn’t seen each other for many years, and was bringing each other up-to-date.
At one point, Brenda said: “…It was the happiest day of my life Suzette.
Arrived at the church, husband waiting at the altar,
Walked up the aisle, kissed him on the cheek, smiled,
Then closed the F***ing lid.