He’s watching Scrubs and Mighty Boosh
On box sets, in boxers
And there’s posted freebies scattered round;
The newspaper ‘Topper’
And quite a bit of complimentary contraception.
Chewed chicken bones share his chair.
But he doesn’t really mind,
Uses the nearest pint glass to hold ash.
He hasn’t shaved recently, but he still gets a bit cold
So he puts his trainers on.