Hotel nudity

The First Night

The prop was a bucket of ice
Designed purely to designate a purpose
Like the nudity was merely incidental
A cliche
We all recognise it

I collected the ice
And returned to the room
Already jaded
I needed to increase the thrill

The Second Night

I walked further
Took the long way to the ice room
And met nobody, once more
Still jaded
I needed greater thrills

The Third Night

I walked to the lift
Went to a different floor
A different ice machine
And finally met someone
Just for a moment, I feared I’d gone too far

The two women were surprised
And amused
“Where’s the ice machine?”
The question was casual
The lack of clothing was irrelevant
“Back down the corridor and turn right.”
I turned to go
I was halfway down the hall, when one of them called after me
“You’re pointing the way already.”

I smiled to myself
Finally, someone had noticed

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I have a form of high-functioning autism. This affects the higher cognitive functions of the brain, and makes autistic people perceive the world differently from neurotypical people.

Someone (I wish it was me) once said this is not faulty software – just a different operating system.

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  • Nala
    Nalaover 5 years ago

    how could they not very good you should do more

  • I should point out that every word of that is true

    – Graham Farquhar

  • Nala
    Nalaover 5 years ago

    i am sure it was and a grand site , , did they follow lol

  • No, but they invited me to a party. Sounded promising, so I accepted. But I was only invited to shock the other people who were already there. Someone took the ice from me, someone else grabbed my elbow and I was steered straight back out into the hall again, before I knew what had happened.

    – Graham Farquhar

  • Alexis Elizabeth
    Alexis Elizabethover 5 years ago

    Yay! I’m proud of you!

  • Thanks. It was pretty exciting. I’ve got the full story written up somewhere. If you fancy reading it I’ll send it to you

    – Graham Farquhar

  • Alexis Elizabeth
    Alexis Elizabethover 5 years ago

    Heeheehee. I would like that.

  • JannyJam
    JannyJamabout 5 years ago

    Great writing Graham.

  • Thank you. I bet if you’d been there too, you’d have been encouraging all that bad behaviour though, right?

    – Graham Farquhar

  • vampvamp
    vampvampover 4 years ago


  • Thank you. I really should write another couple of things like this.

    – Graham Farquhar

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