Planets are a bit like people. Sometimes they become bored and fed up just hanging around in space doing nothing in particular. Once every 10 thousand billion years they come together at an Inter Planetary Conference where they discuss matters concerning the universe and in particular who has fallen into the latest black hole. For those who have fallen into the black hole there is a short ceremony where all the representatives sing ‘Fly Me To The Moon’
After this short ceremony they drink copious amounts of Guinness before returning to hang around in space for another 10 thousand billion years.
I would like to hope that nobody takes this seriously in any way. I do hope you are enjoying my outer space ramblings.