christmas is hanging around
with it’s dusty balls in the tree
there’s some blinking lights
where there were happier days

once upon a time is a scam
a place to bury your memories
wrapped in cardboard boxes
and tinsel and cranberry jam

there goes rudolph with a red nose
but that’s not from genetics
he’s got a drinking problem
too much eggnog and pussy to hide
all his diversions and
merry perversions

santa claus
is clutching his leather gloves
in his fat little right hand
while in his equally meaty left
he’s merrily chocking mrs. claus
into a silent submission
ho ho ho
merry fucking x-mas
and then he cums

look at all the pretty gifts
wrapped in gold and silver flake
and the red cheeked girls
with gaping legs and hips
toy trains and sunken ships