I was asked to put together an I eat vegans image and this kind of spawned off of it. I couldn’t resist the cuts of animals that most people eat everyday. I myself eat animals as I remember that I was born with teeth made for tearing flesh.
I am a teller of stories. A weaver of dreams. I can dance, sing, and in the right weather I can stand on my head. I know 7 words of Latin, I have a little magic… and a trick or two. I know the proper way to meet a dragon, I can fight dirty but not fair. I once swallowed thirty oysters in a minute. I am not domestic, I am a luxury and, in that sense, necessary.