have you noticed

ENaLu
Author: ENaLu
Word Count: 478
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have you noticed it’s not cool to be religious anymore but spiritual
God help God if s/he isn’t into crystals and dolphin oracle cards!

have you noticed how when someone starts a sentence with
‘to be honest…....’ you can bet your bottom dollar they’re NOT
kinda like that advice am sure most mother’s give their daughters,
if the man of your dreams says ‘Trust me” it’s time to show him the door

or have you noticed how woman’s boots come in all sizes, and yet
somehow we are expected to all have the same size calves!

or BRAS!!! have you noticed that they are all made to survive a terrorist attack, with fortified molded cups that one has to literally pour one’s boobie
into, and when you ask for something more comfortable you are quickly directed to the granny section that has three styles that have not been updated since 1964 and are somehow made from highly inflammable lace!
May not be very sexy says the salesgirl, but oh so supportive! I usually need support right about now as my whole body just wants disappear through the floor!

OR have you noticed how we can’t say we are feminist anymore, like that
is such a bad bad bad word and it still somehow means that we wanna chop off some guys balls and take over the economy all because we want to earn equal pay, yikes!

have you noticed how the men they use in tampon ads would never be the sort of guy you would have sex with let alone send out to buy your yoni personals!

have you noticed that all shop assistants seem to be getting younger and younger and they ALL want to call you MAM! the first time this happened to me I was buying cinema tickets and I quickly lunged at the pimple faced lad
supressing a scream. ‘Listen Sonny under NO circumstances do you say that to a woman, do you understand ME!!!!! hissssss if Bette Davis was alive today she would have you for breakfast you slimy little turd!!!”

and have you noticed that we all have to multi task now. I mean when was the last time you saw someone doing one thing, one activity all the way through from beginning to end? Oh NO now it’s mobile phone drive eat big mac road rage spit u turn change channels apply eyeliner read funnies yell at kids hair done groceries too and that’s just while your standing in line at the Bank!!

and what is it with US and insects, why do we have to kill something just cos it’s there, would we do that if it was as big as us?? hmmmmmm I could go on like this for hours….....

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have you noticed

this is what generally runs through my head moment to moment
during an ordinary day. mostly I am baffled by what human beings do
especially the way they over complicate the simplest thing. today driving in traffic I wondered what track each pedestrian was listening to on their ipods
I am stunned how unperturbed they are with what is going on around them, I guess if your gonna get squashed in traffic it helps to have your own personal soundtrack…..made me wonder what mine would be???

but i guess I digress

  • ltruskett

    ltruskett, 4 months ago

    I think like this everyday….............well said, and baby, you’re not alone. :)))

  • ENaLu

    ENaLu in reply to ltruskett’s comment, 4 months ago

    thanks Linda LOL
    glad your in the club with me

  • flower68

    flower68, 4 months ago

    lol.”Listen Sonny!” do you hear what I hear?
    It’s a crazy old world kooky baby and ya gotta be somewhat crazy to survive it with a sense of humour.
    Mostly I find sales assistants just grunt or mumble at you!
    Now I’m off to put that blue rinse in and make myself a nice cup of bonox to sip on. :-)

  • ENaLu

    ENaLu in reply to flower68’s comment, 4 months ago

    Dang, your spot on ol’ Daisy girl
    Me….well I got a big night in tonight,
    gunnna finally clip them toe nails and sew
    up the holes in my winter tights, :D

  • flower68

    flower68, 4 months ago

    R u coming to bingo Wednesday morning dear?I bought a new bra and to be honet it’s the most comfortable bra I’ve ever worn,and George thinks it’s very becoming….

  • ENaLu

    ENaLu in reply to flower68’s comment, 4 months ago

    and to pee honet!!
    my dentures have popped
    HaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAHaAAAAAA

  • Anthea  Slade

    Anthea Slade, 4 months ago

    Very thoughtful my friend e and thought provoking. Love the honest reflection in your words. Your view on things I really like.

  • peterT

    peterT, 4 months ago

    What wretched beasts we have become. Thinking creatures we are supposed to be. But it seems Thinking is too hard for todays man and woman. You are a thinker.
    thank you for the words and Fav.

  • bicozikan

    bicozikan, 4 months ago

    Oh my god you really do have pore yourself into bras nowadays o_o
    Although I admit I don’t call anyone ma’am at work think maybe once but that’s because I didn’t know how to address her .3.

  • Nicole Ryan

    Nicole Ryan, 3 months ago

    LOL !

    i love it !!

    you sound a bit like me blush

  • ENaLu

    ENaLu in reply to Nicole Ryan’s comment, 3 months ago

    I’m glad I do I do sounfd like you comforting tonight as I feel alone alone thank u!!!

  • Peter Evans

    Peter Evans, 2 months ago

    LMAO!!!!!!
    Excellent …..........Mam ;-)

  • ENaLu

    ENaLu in reply to Peter Evans’s comment, 2 months ago

    watch it!!!

    :)

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