Up the Duff Creek without A Paddle: Calendar Musings for Bewildered Mums to Be.











Will appeal to those with a sense of ‘dark’ humour, this calendar delves into pregnancy’s unmentionables…as only elle jaye rose would.
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Many thanks for artistic encouragement from family & friends including: Paul Compton, The Robinson family, The Banks family, mum, Donna Malone, John Douglas, Mara Moore, Deborah Klein, Aunty Sue, Rebecca Delange, Kirsty Jenatsch, Ian Mack, Fiona Paul, Andre Spierings, Phebe Parisia, Shannon Collins & all the friends that have given us stuff such as clothing, advice etc.
dark humour, motherhood, mum to be, funny, elle jaye rose, pregnancy, self help, collage
Comments
unmentionables are much more interesting!
I neglected to mention – skin tags and ‘the mask of pregnancy’ and was kind enough not to frighten mums with the thought of a prolapse :) thanks for your encouragement Woolley x
– ellejayerose
Great & fun & very informative calendar. Top Notch awesome
cheers pinky – informative and impish could be a fitting description :)
– ellejayerose
each image is one to treasure – almost makes me wish I was pregnant too x
I can’t wait to have my body back – I keep wishing that a big brother voice would pound through my body saying it’s time to go ‘_ _ _ _ _ _’(won’t reveal bubs name just yet – though i hear you could pester paulie to find out)
– ellejayerose
lol to John above! Fantastic…and you are going to make an amazing mum ellejayerose
aw ta Donna – I will be the mum I will be – no doubt neurotic, unorganised but creative and hopefully fun :)
– ellejayerose
Perfection! You will be an AMAZING Mum!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I do intend to extend this project into a book on blurb in the future – as there is sooooo much territory i have left out – nursery bling, the ‘mask of pregnancy’, skin tags, how to cope with losing ones identity as an individual – how’s the baby? etc. etc. but will first focus on getting the child rearing part down – after getting well and popping out the lil sumo xx
– ellejayerose
Cool calendar! I agree with WW, I like the unmentionable… :) /Catrin
Thanks Catrin… shame you can’t SEE the artworks clearly! vote here to have a ‘zoom in’ on artworks function on calendar: vote zoom
– ellejayerose
what a crack up!!!!
i love all the details and craziness to this elle. ;-) xox
cheers :) as you know… I am all about the ‘finer points’ of ‘insanity’ :)
– ellejayerose
So nice presentation.. my friend..!!