Hairy Toenails (Silly Ditty #2)

To you it’s abnormal
But to me they’re extra thermal

You wanna keep me under locks and keys
Just because my feet smell of cheese
You wanna keep me under keys and locks
You just wait until I take of my socks!

Hairy Toenails
I love my
Hairy Toenails

You want me to shave ’em
But please just leave ’em

You wanna clamp ‘em with bolts and nuts
But you haven’t got the guts
You wanna clamp ‘em with a nut and bolt
But let me remind you my nails they don’t malt

Hairy toenails
I love my
Hairy toenails

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