ODE TO A MALE

“Who do ya love” ya ask…“Well now..just let me see”
" I suppose in all honesty…it`s gotta be me"
Cause as long as I`m happy…well does anything matter"?
And smilin I say…" things couldn`t be better"

`Cause me meals are all cooked..and delicious I say
so who needs ta go out…why should I pay?
me shirts are all ironed…me clothes are all clean
me girl does the housework…she`s silent…but seen

and let me just add…she has a job too
I feel it`s only fair…that she has somethin to do
cause ya don`t want ta spoil em…they`ll think that it`s love
they`ll expect flowers and chockies…and gifts from above!

and whats all this rot `bout anniversary`s and valentines?
the buying of presents…and the goin out ta dine?
she`s lucky she has me…….I work bloody hard
there`ve been times I`ve felt generous…even lent her me car!

and about all this business…of showin emotion
well I reckon its got nothin ta do…with a man`s devotion
ya don`t need ta hug em…and be all over em like a rash
or grab em and give em…a deep throated pash!

nah…ya just give em a peck…as ya pass em each day
and tell em your goin…when ya need a weekend away
ya don`t ask their permission…that`ll get ya in strife
she`s just ya “missus” remember…she ain`t ya wife

nothin`s written on paper…ya don`t go promisin her things
no romantic hols…dinners…or diamond rings
just tell em occassionally…it should be a ritual by now
that yeah….ya do love em…( the moody old cow)!!

so here`s one for you fellas…on how ta keep a girl keen
be illusive and secretive…and don`t tell em where ya been
just remind em they`re lucky…well…ya had a choice of any
but didn`t we choose ya…from the countless many"?

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Comments

  • SelinaEM
    SelinaEMabout 6 years ago

    Very well done…

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