modern grief is rubbish

If I get knifecrimed,
Think only this of me:
I dont want a Facebook group
Set up in my memory.

Send all your platitudes,
empty or otherwise,
to me in a letter,
while I am still alive,
So I can reflect contentedly,
On how you’ll always remember me,
and how fully I have lived my life to date,
etc. etc.

And If I get credit crunched to death,
dont send your love to my family by SMS,
come to the funeral,
for some old fashioned grief.
And as they lower my body
Into a very real grave,
Say a little goodbye
in your best black suit and tie.


Pete Sounds

modern grief is rubbish by

i wanted to use knifecrime as a verb, because it’s always on the news, so i did.

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light, funny, death, grief, funeral, hearted, facebook, elegy

Comments

  • ytsumner
    ytsumneralmost 4 years ago

    Knifecrimed is the best verb I’ve seen today.
    This made me chuckle and grin. And nod a bit.

  • Pete Sounds
    Pete Soundsalmost 4 years ago

    hehe thanks for the kind comments Yasemin! i hope it catches on one day!

  • Max Gatrell
    Max Gatrellalmost 4 years ago

    A quality piece of writing, love the contempary feel of it.

    M

  • Thank you!

    – Pete Sounds

  • Lisadee Lisa Defazio
    Lisadee Lisa D...almost 4 years ago

    Yes…

  • thanks Lisadee!

    – Pete Sounds

  • ellejayerose
    ellejayerosealmost 4 years ago

    this is adorable – sheeeeeesk how scary is the concept of a broad-band funeral

  • pretty scary, but better than a dial-up one i suppose! thanks ellajayerose!

    – Pete Sounds

  • jetsta42
    jetsta42almost 4 years ago

    love knifecrimed too…great word…great sentiments

  • beast
    beastalmost 4 years ago

    great writing dynamo, lighthearted almost whilst at the same time interesting and meaningfull

  • evilpigeon
    evilpigeonover 3 years ago

    i agree with beast i love the contrast between death and the comic look at facebook groups n stuff..totally agree..all the new technology meant for communication just makes us more distant from one another than ever ironically