They will never get a conviction unless they can find the hammer that did it……lol.
Ah, but that would be a thud…
Not if you are a nail!
…nails can’t die…
I thought that was what the question was for! Bang! Scream (poetic license here) and the neighbours jump to conclusions when, what looks like a body, wrapped in a carpet, gets dragged out to the car in the dead of night., when in fact it is just some frustrated carpet fitter giving up on a bad job and taking the carpet he can no longer be prepared to suffer for to the dump early so he doesn’t have to sit in the queue for hours on end.Have you ever tried to get your rubbish disposed of at one of these places? It’s murder!
:)And there was I, looking forward to a long series of brief cryptic exchanges…Nah, you’re looking too deep here – it’s just a simple play on words: report … bang …(quite like your version though)
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