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A tee for bike envy sufferers by drunkonwater

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You know what I’m talking about – you’re just mooching along, minding your own business, when bam! out of nowhere rides someone on an awesome bike. It’s metallic, and colourful, or not metallic and not colourful.. it doesn’t matter – it’s beautiful. The rider probably is too, but that’s irrelevant. What’s important, what’s most pressing, is this major bike envy you’ve suddenly gotta deal with. Envy, and deep appreciation. So much appreciation it hurts.

If a sweet bike gets you this way, all hot and bothered and tongue-tied, let this tee speak for you.

We think it says it right.

Tags

like, your, bike, bicycle, cycling, geek, cool, envy, appreciation, love, hipster, fixy, fixie, one speed, drunk, on, water

The bearer of a drunkonwater design will be a dashing individual.

You will be jolly good and top drawer.
You will shine at common household tasks.
You will demonstrate incredible guile in games of Connect Four.
Children will flock to your handcrafted homewares.
You will be a cordial connoisseur.
You will photosynthesise.
You will eat only because it tastes good.
You will sleep only to be polite.

And you will be feted suitably.

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