It’s a rock band, or it should be, no a t-shirt, it’s a message on a t-shirt. Really, when you have something profound or deep, or deep and profound, saying it on a t-shirt is the best form of communication. Stop all your psychotherapy and write stuff on shirts to the world or to your wife, who is your world, awww that’s sweet! No it is. Make a shirt that reads “Baby, your butt is fine and I’ll fix the bathroom cabinet next week.” See, you write that on a shirt and you can put the cabinet off indefinitely! She’ll be all mushy for you again.
Back to the, er, t-shirt. I’m against the Status Quo. Whenever the Status Quo walks into a room or tries to start up a conversation with me, I’m a jerk. Seriously, “the Status Quo” like it’s got a huge ego to refer to itself in the third person. Geesh! I’m “The Christina” give me a break! Next time the opportunity comes to turn your back on the Status Quo, be sure to wear this shirt!