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Put a candle in the window, ‘cause I feel I’ve got to move.
Though I’m going, going, I’ll be coming home soon,
‘Long as I can see the light.

there’s light… It’s a red one.

bob dylan and john Fogerty are both god… Credence is the only religion you need. ;-)

Thanks for your awesome, cunt-blowing comment on my redbubble vent, if my ass should get kicked out of here you can email me at jennifer.b.poetry@gmail.com – I’m all yours baby. ;) The difference between brain and mind? The brain is merely an organ – the mind is the musician who plays it… Genius, moi? Nah, that’s a bullshit label invented by people who are too pussy to speak their ‘mind’... I’m just fucking insane. ;) Tell Dave Ray I miss him real baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad. You shouldn’t put yourself down so fucking much, Jennifer b would fuck you and have your unwanted babies… and I wouldn’t nark and get you to pay child support either! :-P

Ciao
4 now
Jennifer B
the persona
who’ll give ya
a boner.

xox

lalalalala some shit about kittens
dadadadada tight bras with some tit-ins
lalalala, soft black g strings
these are a few of my favourite things…

I’m going to rewrite the entire soundtrack to Mary Poppins… It’ll take some time, but it’ll be a hit I just know it. I’m going to be in the starring role, me and lots of fluffy little pussies, but instead of holding an umbrella, I’ll be holding a giant cock, and It’ll transport me all the way into the sky on a fountain of cum… mmm…

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Even though the sound of it is something quite atrosicous!
If you suck it hard enough, you’ll always taste precocious…

Your ‘real’ name’s quite a mouthful! If your dick’s the same length than yeah, sure, I’ll blow you. ;-)

Is it illegal to be engaged to ten cyber fuck-buddies simulaneously? How about if we invent our own wedding ceremony? We could all get married at an agreed time and then have a cyberscrewing honeymoon. :-) And yeah… No kids, I’ve already fucked up one, hahahaha

For someone who professes to be a shitty writer, you’re getting suspiciously better by the day…

I have a pussy that grips like a vice clamp. It’s the Velcro of all pussies.

I thought you should know that.

New Zealand could be any ole place in the ocean you know… It’s okay here, but most people are all apathetic pussies and sheep.

Freedom’s just another word for, nothing left to lose…

We should have a spelling bee

but we’ll invent new words so nobody knows how to spell them…

I can’t get Mary Poppins out of my head

fuck knows why…

yeah I’ve already nailed miss mary poppins… she’s not good she just lays there like a dead fish… but that umbrella.. who knew it had so many kinky advantages eh? OH man I am totally down for you changing all the lyrics… It’s really a hell of an idea. that i think would sell. fluffy little pussies eh? that’s a new one. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! I think you actually spelled it write. as far as my name having anything in common with my phallus… let’s just say i don’t brag… take it for what’s it’s worth.. wait I got to ask you a question. almost every chic I’ve been with says I do.. but then I’m thinking after having sex, what chic is going to say you have a small one? I mean do you tell guys if they do? I don’t think there is a law about monogamy in cyber-fucking… It’s like utah as many partners as you want.. and if it’s not… if fucking should be. but I don’t think we cyber… we just make referances to the reproductive organs… a lot…. and other sexual action….. speaking of…. this line “I have a pussy that grips like a vice clamp. It’s the Velcro of all pussies.” the great george carlin once had a bit about that….calling that a snapper! and man I’m always so horny and the morning and that just didn’t help with the perpetual morning wood go away… so thanks… I’m going to be in pain all day now. and I defently did need to know that.. now my imagination and dreams have a little better perception on what it would be like to blow you…. about New Zealand…. I build up fantasys(or is it sies) about places I long to go… I’m a daydreamer… Scott’s got a song about it. So were you born in the states and move out there? You know tell me some personal history… other than bj’s and snapper pussy… although…. I don’t even know your name and you know mine. “picking up strangers…. lemme tell you ‘bout the dangers.” maybe you know that one… and man I love Janis… she was such a rebel against the times.. free spirit totally. We’ll invite new words eh? I’m not that creative… but I can follow in your footsteps oh wise teacher… teachers that’s a fetish alright. Well if you have miss poppins in your head, just remember she lays there. Namesta oh Jenny b-hole

Until Next time…. I remain…
hornier then hell this morning.

_I’m a daydreamer… Scott’s got a song about it. So were you born in the states and move out there? _

I wouldn’t know, I’ve only heard the obvious ones on his myspace page…

they say why don’t you quit drinking? and always actin’ like a clown…

cool shit.
awesome lyricsist…
I’ve been around a fair bit, but not enough to have heard the daydreamer song

don’t ya dare deny it
you know you’re way past your prime
better stop and look ahead
cause what’s done is dead and gone
there’s no wisdom in that whiskey
there’s only sadness in your song…

we all see your ship’s been sinking
just slowly goin’ down
you been running for so long
aint got no time to lose
ya better right all your wrongs
last call for the blues… :-P

shit
that song makes an old ho all teary…

bring on mary fucking poppins!

horny in the morning? :-)

I could help ya out there hun…

Reveal all of my real life sordid, celebrity little secrets?

sorry, no can or will do

just blow with Jenny B

Well I said that’s just the way I roll
baby gotta little rebel in my soul
let’s get it on… ;-)

Come closer hun… my aim aint that hot… I’m shooting straight for the heart ;-)

It’ll be a fast death.

tell me
whaddaya gonna do?
when the walls come down
and the game is through
and darkness comes down and covers
everything that
you thought was true
tell me
i said whaddaya gonna do?

just live the fantasy hun…

cause the reality fucking sucks.

moved from the States you ask?

I’ve moved from many States hun…

and every one of them’s been altered. :-P

shit gets better sooner or later.

xox

Jennifer B

I drop names like horny toad drops his balls baby. ;-)

I missed this part…

I’m thinking after having sex, what chic is going to say you have a small one? I mean do you tell guys if they do?

hahahaha… Well I’m an honest bitch, but I never leave their teeny weeny all sad and droopy there to hang high and dry, being the ever, eternal teacher that I am, I introduce them to some alternative tricks and dicks… ;-)

lol, I can’t believe you went back and found this… you ma’am are awesome.

nope, I’m just an obsessive, creepy, dangerous-assed stalker! boo! hahahaha

yep, the planet is full of us, creeping and crawling with sleazy, slimy, horny psychopathic stalkers… :-P

lmao… yes cuban b!!!