I walked into the family room this morning and saw Lillian with
a bagel and cream cheese stuck to her pointy chin. Molly
was angry at her Grandwitch after coming home late
after racing around on her new laser broom with her girlfriends.
She finally gave up her antiquated wood broom after her
“Witch doctor” removed splinters from her buttocks. Lillian
did confess that she received another DUI from the Wizard
police with a strong warning that her broom would be
suspended before Halloween if she did not control her
drinking and flying. Molly is determined to help Lillian,
but uses punitive methods like using her Chewish toys
to express her profound disappointment and anger. Last
week, Lillian was hit with Molly’s Kosher bone. Molly adores
her Chewish toys that are so much fun! Everybody laughs when
they read the embroidered names on these toys. They are plush toys and each includes a squeaker to add to the fun. Molly
requests Chewish toys every holiday and you don’t have to be Jewish to own one or Molly would convert to Judiasm. Since, my Grandmother spoke English and Yiddish, I learned a lot of words when I was a child so I will translate the names of these great toys for your enjoyment. Molly’s favorite is a gefilte fish that says, “OY VEY” to express displeasure or disappointment. When Molly is unhappy she brings out this toy so we are aware of her feelings. She also loves ‘Tumult (trouble)
the goose, and Baa Mitzvah her coveted sheep. I saw her Christmas list which includes: Meshugeneh( crazy), the monkey,
Yenta (matchmaker), a large mouth with lipstick, Nosh (to snack) the goat, Ganef (thief) the raccoon and schnoz (big nose), the anteater. I removed the Bagel and cream cheese from Lillian’s pointed chin and I hope she won’t be too hard on our well intentioned
dog. We are going to talk about alternative ways to help Lillian with her progressive drinking problem. I will keep you posted. Please view
in the large format.

Comments

  • Josh Bowe
    Josh Boweover 5 years ago

    Great story with a great image, story made me larf quite a bit actually Julie, brilliantly imaginative

  • CanDuCreations
    CanDuCreationsover 5 years ago

    Awesome work and a wonderful story

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