Let’s see what it says…………18:00hours: The top brass at the Pakistani Starfleet Command Headquarters in Lahore has been notified by the Saudi authorities regarding a previously unknown threat from inside the planet. They have requested our assistance ASAP do to a very volatile Extraterrestrial matter regarding an oddity of sharks swimming in the sands of the arabian desert from deep below.
These sharks are considered vicious and extremely dangerous and will stop at nothing to consume and combust oil at all cost to any form of life they may encounter.
These sharks are extremely greedy polluters in the worst sense and their emissions are a planetary killer. This grade “A” Saudi Arabian Area 51 Oil Sand Shark Egg was recently recovered by Pakistani Bedford Truck Tractor Beam Sky Crane has been brought here to our proving grounds at the Secret Pakistani UFO Research Facility to look for any signs of weakness to our new Environmentally friendly Laser Glasses. Remember, this is highly classified material so please do not tell anyone!
You heard them, it’s TOP SECRET!