The P.S. Islamabad Battlestar Bedford One offers assistance

Kenny Irwin

Palm Springs, United States

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Pakistani Starfleet Headquartes, this is Islamabad Battlestar Bedford One returning from deep space mission to sector 88-7b of the Althorsagora area of space. We were dealing with an another assimilation incursion by the Evil Galactic Jeanpire and His Owlness when we received an urgent dOvecon ten alert from Earth’s space command bases or all sub space frequencies. We have a visual and see large areas of orbital debris and hot zones on Earth from heavy COObombardment. How may we be of assistance? Awaiting your reply? Do you copy? I repeat do you copy? Going to all open planetary channels for reply. Do you copy?

Yes, we read you. This Admiral Mehmood Shahjahan commanding the Underterrestrial Element Paisley 238 Complex underneath Lahore Skycity. We have taken planetary wide damage from the Intergalactic dOve Invaders which are about to reveal the eyeyOlk in only a matter of days we are guessing. We need all the help we can get. Sorry to hear this. You have our full sympathies Admiral Mehmood Shahjahan. Is the president ok?

Yes, he is. He is safe in an undisclosed bunker safe from the COObeams. How is the outer star system colonies Islamabad Battlestar Bedford One?

They are safe at this time with no reported rogue Intergalactic dOve activity yet.

Good, let’s keep it that way! We have been awaiting urgent reply from Zolopigeonar? Have you received his COO?

Yes. We have been going over a strategic course of action with Zolopigeonar and he is sending his Intergalactic dOve Invaders into offer a Perfectlymadebird Claw of assistance. They are still eight light years behind us as they have had to mass their dOve Strike Force. You will have help soon. The Crenitar Canisects are on their way too.

Thankyou so much! Best news we have heard in over a couple of weeks since the full scale Avian invasion began.

Don’t worry Admiral Mehmood Shahjahan. You are in good company now. Our fleet of fourteen Bedford Battlestar Cruisers will start giving your uninvited guests all the Photonic Pleasing Paisley lOve torpedoes they could ever not want. Over and out.

Islamabad Battlestar Bedford One prepare to go to red alert and fire that Pleasing Paisley lOve on my command! I.I., Arming shields Captian Nasreen! Put your Pak Vision power hearing vision sets on for full spectralatrial analyses. Launch torpedo tubes 1-15. On my mark go! When we are through with them, they will begging for henna instead of trying to COO us to death! Yes, seriously, they need to think about invading someone their own size. Better they don’t invade anyone. What do you say? Yes, I agree. Can’t we just all get along? Hopefully a little lOve will set things strait. I.I., we fully agree Captian Nasreen!

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