By working together Admiral Ahmed Ali Khan We will make our planets safe from the ultimate dominion of forced labor by the dOvemaster against the Microwavemen to microwave candycanes for the rest of eternity, and your planet being laid to a wasteland for their next nesting ground to breed quadrillions of new dOvepups.
The time to act is now admiral, and we appreciate you wanting to form an alliance with the Magnetron Starfleet. Together we will show the dOvemaster who is the true master of our own freedom.
We must not obey the dOvemaster, we must not let the dOvemaster COO us half to death. We must prosper and spread loving peace across the galaxy as it our destiny.