Salaam alaikum Carbon based lifeforms, we come in peace. We are a microlitic based lifeform evolved of evolutionary matters to a high evolved state on our home world, Planet Magnetron located in a distant nebula on the opposite side of the galaxy. Like you and your Pakistani Starfleet, our species have suffered similar onslaughts of COOing Mayhem from the dOvemaster against our Magnetron Starfleet.
It is believed if we can join forces with your species, the dOvemaster may be silenced once and for all and the benign roost of ZolopigeOnar will reign in peace over the dOveforce once again.
Brother, please take us to your leader.