Lieutenant Kamilah, I have summoned you to our planet to alert you in a secure location out of the prying COOs of the intergalactic dOve Invaders that the Slorpian Bird Being Queen has made a nest somewhere in the high mountains of the Gorastan region of your planet and plans to strike back at the Pakistani Starfleet un-benounced to even the Goras themselves. We received this just on the solar hour due to highly sensitive fingered intelligence.
You must be careful and be aware the dOvemaster could strike back at anytime, anywhere without warning. They say you are best with a Pleasing Paisley lOve tipped Pulsar Bean Sword. You must be ready to resist the might of the dOveside.