We love our tees and hoodies so much we could talk about them all day, but that’d be a bit weird. So we’ll just say that we’re immensely proud of the quality of all our garments and the super futuristic technology that creates our unique t-shirts and hoodie prints. Our t-shirts are long lasting, individual and extremely useful for abiding by public decency laws.
We advise you cold wash your garments and hang them out to dry. It’ll keep them super soft, looking their best and it’s even good for the environment.
Slim fit, order a size up if you’d like it less fitting. If you like your hoodies baggy, go two sizes up.
Italian assassins use two blades, Turkish assassins use a hook blade. Swiss assassins have their own ideas.
Also available as posters, prints and greeting cards.
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An ex-art student and semi-professional doodler.
If Alton Brown was an assassin, he’d have hidden blades like this; nobody likes a unitasker