My toy, a photocopier. size A2 and new,
And My cousin and her she-lover had caused me much ado,
For both feigned the need of milk and bread,
So while I was out shopping,
They themselves quickly carnally spread,
I returned from my excursion only to find,
The dynamic duo’s perversion, freaked out my mind,
Erotic display, much to my dismay,
Size A2 and lots of it in the paper tray!
Broken glass? thank God NO!
Out the door, those two I did throw!
But what if it had been “YES”?
On the Warranty, what would I write?
“Act of God?” – no! “Act of Dyke!”
I am very glad not to be the copier’s camera light,
I bet the virgin machine must have had quite a fright!
Now there will be no more shenanigans as long as I live…
Plus…no one should see that much of their relative!
So since I can’t stand this porn any more,
I have taken drastic action, with a sign on the door…
“For those of you who’ve photocopied their butt,
Or covered the copier in some other smutt,
Just be warned it shall come to pass,
My new art show _ “The Arse on the Glass”
Peter Allton
Nice one Donna.
bluz2nz
LOLOL Very Funny I’m not sure I should admit to the visual I got out of that… ;o)
Donna Huntriss
It was just a bit of fun to write! But my cousin is really gay!
sandraellen
..........hehe wonder FULL…..sandra :)
Donna Huntriss replied
Thanks! I used to actually work with a A2 photocopier made by Mitsubishi!
Dohmnuill
Lol, very funny. Omg, reminds me of that Bergman film, “Cries and Whispers” – ouch!
Donna Huntriss replied
Thanks Dohmnuill! Though I haven’t seen the film, I might have to get me a copy!
Rhinovangogh
Clever. Amusing. Rhino
Donna Huntriss replied
I always wanted to write a poem about the “arse on the glass” LOL!