The Photocopier Poem

Donna Huntriss
Author: Donna Huntriss
Word Count: 208
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The Photocopier Poem

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Illawarra

My toy, a photocopier. size A2 and new,
And My cousin and her she-lover had caused me much ado,
For both feigned the need of milk and bread,
So while I was out shopping,
They themselves quickly carnally spread,

I returned from my excursion only to find,
The dynamic duo’s perversion, freaked out my mind,
Erotic display, much to my dismay,
Size A2 and lots of it in the paper tray!

Broken glass? thank God NO!
Out the door, those two I did throw!
But what if it had been “YES”?
On the Warranty, what would I write?
“Act of God?” – no! “Act of Dyke!”

I am very glad not to be the copier’s camera light,
I bet the virgin machine must have had quite a fright!
Now there will be no more shenanigans as long as I live…
Plus…no one should see that much of their relative!

So since I can’t stand this porn any more,
I have taken drastic action, with a sign on the door…

“For those of you who’ve photocopied their butt,
Or covered the copier in some other smutt,
Just be warned it shall come to pass,
My new art show _ “The Arse on the Glass”

  • Peter Allton

    Peter Allton

    Nice one Donna.

  • bluz2nz

    bluz2nz

    LOLOL Very Funny I’m not sure I should admit to the visual I got out of that… ;o)

  • Donna Huntriss

    Donna Huntriss

    It was just a bit of fun to write! But my cousin is really gay!

  • sandraellen

    sandraellen

    ..........hehe wonder FULL…..sandra :)

  • Donna Huntriss replied

    Thanks! I used to actually work with a A2 photocopier made by Mitsubishi!

  • Dohmnuill

    Dohmnuill

    Lol, very funny. Omg, reminds me of that Bergman film, “Cries and Whispers” – ouch!

  • Donna Huntriss replied

    Thanks Dohmnuill! Though I haven’t seen the film, I might have to get me a copy!

  • Rhinovangogh

    Rhinovangogh

    Clever. Amusing. Rhino

  • Donna Huntriss replied

    I always wanted to write a poem about the “arse on the glass” LOL!

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