Cupid Is A POOPHEAD!

In bed today
To sick to play
Alone and thinking about Cupid
That baby boy is STUPID!
Gonna unload here
Coz I have no fear…
Is he near-sided?
Maybe far-sided?
No arrows have pierced this air
How is that fair!!
Laying here with blue sky out the window calling
Wondering if my heart will ever be falling
He isn’t a nice guy I think
Naughty too
Walking around in a diaper!
Who does that……. who?
Silly little arrows that are suppose to hit the heart
Well if they backfired his would only fart!
What about that curly hair?
Sure it’s a toupee with hair from a bear!
Barefoot? Really?
Gonna break some glass and make him dance willy nilly:))
Not that he’ll ever come
If he did I wouldn’t be “gettin some”
I wonder if he’s really a devils angel…
Cast out coz all he did was mangle
Hearts I mean like mine…
No one wanted to find
One good thing about Valentines Day
CHOCOLATE …..:) Yea me!!
Maybe I missed the message after all
Maybe that is my one true love…Hmmm
Yea me AGAIN!


Sometimes imagination can be a comforting diversion. I love living and feel blessed to be able to experience life within each day that comes. Grateful I am and thirsty I will always be for more.

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Comments

  • Guendalyn
    Guendalynover 2 years ago

    this is magic cupido !!!

  • No Cupido is Supido!! I am having a moment here sweetie. Just venting in the immature-ist way possible:)))

    – Donna19

  • LoreLeft27
    LoreLeft27over 2 years ago

    ha ha ha cool why cant we hang cupid by his diapers lol

  • Coz if I get that close he’s getting a wedgie and Yodel the rest of his life. I might even ram the arrows through his earlobes and hang him on the tallest mast I can find and name the ship Revenge!!:) Glad you had fun with me. Good to see you friend. xo

    – Donna19

  • Guendalyn
    Guendalynover 2 years ago

    ok CUPIDO IS STUPIDO !

  • Yes! Yes he is and even the chocolate isn’t helping! :)))

    – Donna19

  • Evita
    Evitaover 2 years ago

    Good one Donna… sure he never gets it right he’s male… now if there’s was a female cupid that’d be another story…!!!!
    hugzzzzz xxxx ☺♥

  • Well just listen here! I am up for the job if he ever kicks the bucket! I can pass an arrow through the links in a chain if I have to! Thinking I am going to buy a diaper and go for an interview. Since it is the only thing he ever wears I feel sure I will have two good assets in my favor:))))))))

    – Donna19

  • AngieDavies
    AngieDaviesover 2 years ago

    Very amusing and thought provoking too! :)

  • Believe me when I tell you that thought isn’t his strong point:))) Thanks Angie.

    – Donna19

  • TheBrit
    TheBritover 2 years ago

    Very witty and funny you are , this made me smile . Thank You Donna :)
    …Brit…

  • Just happy the Brit is smiling right now. Coz it makes me smile with you:)

    – Donna19

  • Colleen2012
    Colleen2012over 2 years ago

    Haha .. Donna, great work! Lovely to read your amusing twist on Cupid. Enjoy indulging yourself in that chocolate! Faved
    Love Colleen2012

  • Well I am out now so woe is me…………… :) Thank you Colleen

    – Donna19

  • LoreLeft27
    LoreLeft27over 2 years ago

    bwwahhahahhahhahhahahh a cupid wedgie hahahahhhahahhahah i just wanna tear off his wings and stick them on my back lol

  • Ahh yes! Or just pluck the feathers one by one!!

    – Donna19

  • Pamela Phelps
    Pamela Phelpsover 2 years ago

    No diaper for me, can’t you see?
    Top hat and coat,
    only the best
    Hey you, Donna,
    do I pass the test?

    No arrows to bruise, no naughty shoes
    Had my hair done today, so we could play!
    In the presence of a lady, cupids arrows never fart,
    Looking to win you over, never to part!

    I promise you chocolates, any type you choose..
    I’m a cupid you can enjoy, and will never refuse!

    Hope this guy wins your heart!

  • OMG!!! Pam this is so great! How simply brilliant are you! This really does make me happy, just so happy! I am in bed sick and this is just sooooooo sweet! Sure is nice getting a valentine. I am trying to think when I did last! Gorgeous work in both poem and image. Wow! Gonna re read it and smile some more. xoxo

    – Donna19

  • juddarwin
    juddarwinover 2 years ago

    ‘’In bed today
    To sick to play’’
    i’d bed with you
    & play with you
    scrabble other
    games chinese bits
    playing checkers
    monopoly
    all those hotels
    and house thingees
    hmmm also get
    lost like train things
    better play on
    will come upon
    them sooner or
    like crumbs in beards
    become titbits
    lets just play on
    do you want to
    buy my ‘get out
    of jail free’ card?

  • Hmmmm what TO DO?? Pondering now……………..let me see……….umm IF ONLY!!!:))
    This is so COOL! Thank you, I actually like playing games as long as I win:)) I am vicious when it comes to winning so beware! Really thank you so much for the poem. Very generous of you.

    – Donna19

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