OMG!!
To the mirror I flew..
Is that really you?
360 here 180 and then…
Oh YEA! She be stylin the sin:)
2013 move outta my way
This carriage is built with plenty of sway

Hey! Yea you! Torpedo the Speedo!
The smuggler can’t be uglier
Yea! I said it!
Saw the Budgie and the hammock aint swinging..
Just sayin…….if it don’t fit….. you must acquit…
Us women? We heat the wax
We show the max
No muscles lax in our lovely stax:)
Arch the back and well…check out the rack
…just sayin…

Now this years the one when favors the flavor
A huge ginormous year for you to savor
Think BIG, lose the cig
Spank the pig
Forgive the dig
Just think! Really really really BIG
Wake up the dream two legs at a time
Maybe two that can walk and rhyme
How bout a face and two pouting lips
Maybe one that could sink a ship?

When the lights are low
Did ya know women glow
Oh yea……you know!
It’s when you slow
We like the…… umm row?
Ah now don’t get offended
This is truth in humor mended, tended and umm winded:)
Oh yea one more thing if you can stand the zing
Lose the “move” coz it ain’t the groove
Neither is Romeo without his Boneo……

Gonna end here with food for thought
If a woman says a man she has caught
Look in her eyes
Coz she aint all that wise
Men aren’t fish
You can catch with a wish
Oh no it’s their hunger and we use a dish…:))