If I asked you to use your screwdriver
To release the hinges of the door to my heart
How long before you put the door back on?
If I handed you a platter of female funny
To loosen your inhibitions and drop you to your knees
Would you outlast me?
If I wanted to see if melting fudge travels south or north
Just because I was curious about your body…
Would it make me any different from you?
If I decided that every day should be Monday
So I could have an excuse to “kiss it and make it better”
Do you think you could live without the other days?
If I start to grow old outside and stay young inside
Because I refuse to age like other women
Would I be a diamond among pearls or just old?
If I thought I only owned one lovely dress, one pair of shoes and one lipstick
Because I was wearing them the first time we met…
Would that make me too caring and in need of committing ?
“If” is always in my mind chasing around thoughts !
“If” doesn’t play well with other more mature thoughts!
“If” is a darn hindrance when it comes to sleeping!
“If” takes pride in confusing me about life and loving:)
“If” needs to be jailed and have his indecisive nature cut off!!
Yep, tis the winding down of the Holiday-ing and sleep is being molested by “IF”. I am going to
give it another try but you have to know that whenever I am forced to take “IF” to bed with me there is such caterwauling, nashing of teeth and pillow punching that I am forced to put the most horrible words together!! Some of us are really sorry about this……..