Million Dollar Reward For The Capture Of "IF"

If I asked you to use your screwdriver
To release the hinges of the door to my heart
How long before you put the door back on?

If I handed you a platter of female funny
To loosen your inhibitions and drop you to your knees
Would you outlast me?

If I wanted to see if melting fudge travels south or north
Just because I was curious about your body…
Would it make me any different from you?

If I decided that every day should be Monday
So I could have an excuse to “kiss it and make it better”
Do you think you could live without the other days?

If I start to grow old outside and stay young inside
Because I refuse to age like other women
Would I be a diamond among pearls or just old?

If I thought I only owned one lovely dress, one pair of shoes and one lipstick
Because I was wearing them the first time we met…
Would that make me too caring and in need of committing ?

“If” is always in my mind chasing around thoughts !
“If” doesn’t play well with other more mature thoughts!
“If” is a darn hindrance when it comes to sleeping!
“If” takes pride in confusing me about life and loving:)
“If” needs to be jailed and have his indecisive nature cut off!!

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Yep, tis the winding down of the Holiday-ing and sleep is being molested by “IF”. I am going to
give it another try but you have to know that whenever I am forced to take “IF” to bed with me there is such caterwauling, nashing of teeth and pillow punching that I am forced to put the most horrible words together!! Some of us are really sorry about this……..

Sometimes imagination can be a comforting diversion. I love living and feel blessed to be able to experience life within each day that comes. Grateful I am and thirsty I will always be for more.

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  • JohnDSmith
    JohnDSmithover 1 year ago

    If you had never wrote this,…..Would we still know about “IF”,……If,.. is sometimes,…So what if there never was a “IF” ?,…That means there never would be sometimes,…..So What “IF” ?,…..LOl,…
    Always a fun read,…..Thanks for sharing,….

  • John, I am just out of bed and not even finished my first cuppa. If you respond like this when my brain hasn’t had a chance to put the hamster on the wheel then I am afraid I can’t answer correctly. All I see here in your letter formation is something about sometimes being bad and IF never existing? Thinking that is right…:)))))
    You rock Mr. Smith. Love this response!!

    – Donna19

  • JRGarland
    JRGarlandover 1 year ago

    “If” never dies, it only multiplies!!!! If you know what I mean. LOL

  • Like DARN RABBITS IT DID!! :)) Thank you again dear friend.

    – Donna19

  • carboneye
    carboneyeover 1 year ago

    Well I caught him hanging out with when and why, while perhaps was still deciding whether or not to come the party, but he did say that he would come if will or won’t went along with him and they said that maybe and someday would have to be there as well for them to come along and so since every one else would only come if somebody else would come nobody ended up coming and he thoroughly enjoyed himself………but if he enjoyed himself then who was definitely responsible for it! xxx :)……..BTW, if & when say hi!

  • LMAO!! Your insane! Just so you know who wasn’t responsible! This comment feels like the equivalent of a tongue twister only a mind twister. I am experiencing a headache now thanks to you! I can’t see straight either:) Thinking you need help………:) Happy New Year Manguin and you will have to give me time to learn the manguinese language.:)xx

    – Donna19

  • timbuckley
    timbuckleyover 1 year ago

    a small word with a big question and a sensual meander through its possibilities creative and well executed

  • Aww thank you Tim. Glad you liked it. Beautiful way to wake up. Happy and safe New Year Poetry man. Thank you so much. xx

    – Donna19

  • Virginia McGowan
    Virginia McGowanover 1 year ago

    Super. wow what a fabulous gift you have, thinking what if is now making me tired…-!! Thanks so much for all the comments you made on mine..

  • Your welcome and thank you! I finally gave IF the boot last evening. :))

    – Donna19

  • Bunny Clarke
    Bunny Clarkeover 1 year ago

    Excellent writing. If you know what I mean. ;o) I really enjoyed this one. :o)

  • Smiling here. Thank you sweet lady. Happy New Year :)x

    – Donna19

  • David Clarke
    David Clarkeover 1 year ago

    I love this!

  • Thank you so much David. Really glad you connected.

    – Donna19

  • Guendalyn
    Guendalynover 1 year ago


  • IF è una parola che ho cercato di capire. Ho girato la parola in una persona. Qualcuno che sta facendo la mia mente creativa pazza! Mi fa pensare fuori dagli schemi e non mi permette di dormire un sacco :)) Vedi come pazzo che sono! Bello vederti questa mattina. xxx

    – Donna19

  • Guendalyn
    Guendalynover 1 year ago


  • Splendida voi il mio amico. Essere sicuri questo Capodanno. xxx

    – Donna19

  • oscarelizondo
    oscarelizondoover 1 year ago

    Your heart would always be soft and gentle to cuddle my heart into believing that I am somebody thus your heart of gold would be priceless. The inside of you is what defines you and for that I would be so thankful for sticking by my side and our love would be forever. Age would only make you prettier and I would gladly rot in the jail cell that holds you because together our lives would feed off of each other for what you had given to me in that lifetime. And that would not even describe everything that you meant to be so I would kiss you and in that one kiss all of my feelings would inject you my true love. Great writing and bless you for that thought.

  • I am truly touched by this Oscar. What a beautiful soul you have and such a feeling heart. You honor me. I have kept you on my mind trying to inject a loving positivity over the holidays. I know it was unbearable and wish it could have been different. A man such as you certainly deserves the best in life. Thank you for touching me so deeply this morning. It has made an incredible day for me ahead with these thoughts now in tact. Bless you and my wish for the new year for you is one which heals and in the process brings about so much happiness and joy for you to share as you do here. xxx

    – Donna19

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