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The Minimum Wage Of A Creative Epiphanal Farting Nickel

Warning! Leap month Lizard invasions can siphon creative stores and inhibit emotive release.
Oh yes they can I tell ya! Proof crawled before my eyes as I sat watching not one, two, three or four but a veritable landscape of moving, color changing creepy crawlies snatching the very souls of words daring to brave the light. Tiny feet scurrying around the pool, onto the screen enclosure counted in the dozens! It was like a family reunion of memory bank robbers and nature sucking reptiles.
First morning Joe and low and behold no MoJo. Just the mirthful little creatures stopping here and there to high five their heads, hiccup twice and show me the money, the penny for my thoughts that would never romance the pen. Swallowed by scurvy little green creatures happily taking my treasure and digesting my joy and pooping them all over the place. Buggers! Thieves with tiny feet! Beatie eyed creeps in need of castrating! Screen bombers with pooping tails! Freaky little pool invaders tempting a chemical death! Fly catching maggot eaters! Oh yea I said it!!
Ran off they did with MY thoughts. Worth-ing them to but a penny? Shaaaa! What the heck! If they only knew the deafening squeals of pennies being tortured and pinched was really just the result of low paying inspiration. Thinking a writers thoughts must be worth at least the minimum wage of a creative epiphanal farting nickel at the very least!
Oh so bad that I should have to sit here with Java Joe and watch the mean little bandits ruin the whole experience and pleasure of waking up each day! My only consolation is gracing them with my glorious first morning presence and seeing their less than flattering glances at my butt ugly well worn nightgown with “wholly” intentions, light socket hair, my “ode to the dragon” morning breath, and decidedly smudged eyes that say “oh yea this is sexy and I’m sexy you tiny footed fools” ……….. (Course I mean it in the most loving way:) Oui!
Hehehe, Good morning!

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The Minimum Wage Of A Creative Epiphanal Farting Nickel

Donna19

Joined May 2011

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I am working a tough schedule over the next four days and wanted to let you guys know I am not ignoring your new work. I will keep up with the responses to your comments and next week read and check out all your wonderful creations. I shall miss the part of my existence that makes me happy. Love you guys. xxxx

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