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Deep Fried Dream Swallowed by / the water / that came in / over my head / I saw it in the distance / but did not hear / what it said / Now buoyant / in the… If Ye Go A-Roving If ye go a-roving / Take thought / of thy need / For in every maiden / there is a tender seed / Tis true / a lengthy loving / is in secret… La Guerre des Seins   by Donna19 Mr. Buckleys Spanking In every leaf that blows there is freedom / Running across the walk or field singing / To you it is gifting prose to pen life / Heard only … Go Pluck Yourself!! Well now! / Living it up in the good ole US of A… / Yep, tis turkey time again, Yea me! / Bought a live one this year, one month ahea… Million Dollar Reward For The Capture Of “I… If I asked you to use your screwdriver / To release the hinges of the door to my heart / How long before you put the door back on? / If I … Why God Made Chocolate… Each time a moment has quieted / You have crossed my mind / Taking me into you / Who are you? / Has there ever been a time when we met? / O… Cupid Is A POOPHEAD! In bed today / To sick to play / Alone and thinking about Cupid / That baby boy is STUPID! / Gonna unload here / Coz I have no fear… … Fiveplay For Dummies Physical love long denied can only lead to those Piranha-matic moments where haste really does make waste. Ten minutes later after nursi… The Minimum Wage Of A Creative Epiphanal Farting … Warning! Leap month Lizard invasions can siphon creative stores and inhibit emotive release. / Oh yes they can I tell ya! Proof crawled be… Bullcrap-ith Thou Art My pen has a vacation yerning.. / From the depths and wepts / And for passion that now burns and yearns / I know and slow must I to with i… Itchin For Puddin Pie Ahhhh how come that tide of titillating taunt comes ashore when ya be least wantin it so? Rises above propriety and reasonable want just… Maul The Bald Really so fine the shine. A cloudy day and still I had to don the sunglasses. Sitting at a park, enjoying the morning and suddenly I could… Grow Among The Ferns It Said Grow among the ferns… Grow among the ferns it said and so I did. Sat with the crossed legs of ponder not knowing if the ants had hear… Blonde Morning Oh poor body forgive me. It has been two weeks since I last skinned one of your many parts. So sad to trade the flesh for a scab and leave … Della Done Gone And Done It Whippin, what and wapped the battles on / Flirtin skirt no time to tot / Wangled wigs, rigs and wally tails / Time to want the gotten not /… Taking The Wiggle For A Walk… Beyond the mind, behind the heart / There lives an Imp, a real blue-eyed wart / She aint all that smart …. / She wants to play, nigh… Wiggle, The Sequel ….It wasn’t a comedy club but it was a comedy club…. / Yo, you at the end of the bar? Yeah, you with the magnetic eyes!… Silence Of The Hams It was one of those shocking moment in life when you suddenly hear the infamous notes from Jaws just before reality turns on you and strike… Bedtime Story… When ere the Weeping Willow wept / Within her branches love had slept / As the Sun gave rise to day / She felt her limbs begin to sway / Be… 12 Days Of What? On the 1st day of Christmas I gave you 1 piece of Chocolate… / then I unwrapped it and ate it! / On the 2nd day of Christmas I gave y… Beauty And The Beast… Another day has passed and the Sunset has turned the trees to gold. Every leaf has lit up and is reflecting back to the Sun it’s fadi… When Abstinence Attacks! Abstained as long as I could, hoping to make it much longer than it did. My strength had dwindled to the point of no return and I finally a… The Blonde On The Beach Sat watching the waves breaking free / Leaned back to feel the breeze of the sea / Hands outstretched behind me burrowed / Beneath the s… The Orignal Killer Among Men…. No doubt the springing of pheromones this time of year gives cause for pause. Oh stop it! Listen and love it or leave it! I’ve writte… Corned Beef And What?? Sometimes I think maybe Lucille Ball has chosen to inhabit my body, I serious so stop laughing. A friend at work took me to lunch today an… Sometimes There’s Just Poop In It For You&#… Wild winging was the order of the day this morning. Birds everywhere as if a buffet had been laid in the sands yet nothing was there. Stand… Pier Pressure There is a moment when your eyes touch a strangers and you say things inside your head and you think Uh Oh… Like a bunch of melted c… Your On Notice You Little Beast! Oh Cupid wherefore art thou? / Certainly not in my dreams or even waking hours! / You my little diaper-ed beast can take the coming and s…