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Deep Fried Dream
Swallowed by / the water / that came in / over my head / I saw it in the distance / but did not hear / what it said / Now buoyant / in the…
If Ye Go A-Roving
If ye go a-roving / Take thought / of thy need / For in every maiden / there is a tender seed / Tis true / a lengthy loving / is in secret…
Mr. Buckleys Spanking
In every leaf that blows there is freedom / Running across the walk or field singing / To you it is gifting prose to pen life / Heard only …
Go Pluck Yourself!!
Well now! / Living it up in the good ole US of A… / Yep, tis turkey time again, Yea me! / Bought a live one this year, one month ahea…
Million Dollar Reward For The Capture Of “I…
If I asked you to use your screwdriver / To release the hinges of the door to my heart / How long before you put the door back on? / If I …
Why God Made Chocolate…
Each time a moment has quieted / You have crossed my mind / Taking me into you / Who are you? / Has there ever been a time when we met? / O…
Cupid Is A POOPHEAD!
In bed today / To sick to play / Alone and thinking about Cupid / That baby boy is STUPID! / Gonna unload here / Coz I have no fear… …
Fiveplay For Dummies
Physical love long denied can only lead to those Piranha-matic moments where hast really does make waste. Ten minutes later after nursin…
The Minimum Wage Of A Creative Epiphanal Farting …
Warning! Leap month Lizard invasions can siphon creative stores and inhibit emotive release. / Oh yes they can I tell ya! Proof crawled be…
Bullcrap-ith Thou Art
My pen has a vacation yerning.. / From the depths and wepts / And for passion that now burns and yearns / I know and slow must I to with i…
Itchin For Puddin Pie
Ahhhh how come that tide of titillating taunt comes ashore when ya be least wantin it so? Rises above propriety and reasonable want just…
Maul The Bald
Really so fine the shine. A cloudy day and still I had to don the sunglasses. Sitting at a park, enjoying the morning and suddenly I could…
Grow Among The Ferns It Said
Grow among the ferns… Grow among the ferns it said and so I did. Sat with the crossed legs of ponder not knowing if the ants had hear…
Blonde Morning
Oh poor body forgive me. It has been two weeks since I last skinned one of your many parts. So sad to trade the flesh for a scab and leave …
Della Done Gone And Done It
Whippin, what and wapped the battles on / Flirtin skirt no time to tot / Wangled wigs, rigs and wally tails / Time to want the gotten not /…
Taking The Wiggle For A Walk…
Beyond the mind, behind the heart / There lives an Imp, a real blue-eyed wart / She aint all that smart …. / She wants to play, nigh…
Wiggle, The Sequel
….It wasn’t a comedy club but it was a comedy club…. / Yo, you at the end of the bar? Yeah, you with the magnetic eyes!…
Mr. Buckleys Spanking
In every leaf that blows there is freedom / Running across the walk or field singing / To you it is gifting prose to pen life / Heard only …
Go Pluck Yourself!!
Well now! / Living it up in the good ole US of A… / Yep, tis turkey time again, Yea me! / Bought a live one this year, one month ahea…
Million Dollar Reward For The Capture Of “I…
If I asked you to use your screwdriver / To release the hinges of the door to my heart / How long before you put the door back on? / If I …
Why God Made Chocolate…
Each time a moment has quieted / You have crossed my mind / Taking me into you / Who are you? / Has there ever been a time when we met? / O…
Cupid Is A POOPHEAD!
In bed today / To sick to play / Alone and thinking about Cupid / That baby boy is STUPID! / Gonna unload here / Coz I have no fear… …
Fiveplay For Dummies
Physical love long denied can only lead to those Piranha-matic moments where hast really does make waste. Ten minutes later after nursin…
The Minimum Wage Of A Creative Epiphanal Farting …
Warning! Leap month Lizard invasions can siphon creative stores and inhibit emotive release. / Oh yes they can I tell ya! Proof crawled be…
Bullcrap-ith Thou Art
My pen has a vacation yerning.. / From the depths and wepts / And for passion that now burns and yearns / I know and slow must I to with i…
Itchin For Puddin Pie
Ahhhh how come that tide of titillating taunt comes ashore when ya be least wantin it so? Rises above propriety and reasonable want just…
Maul The Bald
Really so fine the shine. A cloudy day and still I had to don the sunglasses. Sitting at a park, enjoying the morning and suddenly I could…
Grow Among The Ferns It Said
Grow among the ferns… Grow among the ferns it said and so I did. Sat with the crossed legs of ponder not knowing if the ants had hear…
Blonde Morning
Oh poor body forgive me. It has been two weeks since I last skinned one of your many parts. So sad to trade the flesh for a scab and leave …
Della Done Gone And Done It
Whippin, what and wapped the battles on / Flirtin skirt no time to tot / Wangled wigs, rigs and wally tails / Time to want the gotten not /…
Taking The Wiggle For A Walk…
Beyond the mind, behind the heart / There lives an Imp, a real blue-eyed wart / She aint all that smart …. / She wants to play, nigh…
Wiggle, The Sequel
….It wasn’t a comedy club but it was a comedy club…. / Yo, you at the end of the bar? Yeah, you with the magnetic eyes!…