Capricorn is a goat in the bedroom. Horned up like the devil, she’ll eat the underpants right off you!! (she’ll eat your socks too…goats are annoying like that)

planet: saturn
personality trait: idolatrous, bewitching and beguiling, demonstrative, insatiable, fiendish, capricious
occupation: professor of demonic criminology, masters degree in pagan rituals
likes: storm chasing, recording evp’s in cemeteries, rock climbing, making cute animals outta pipe cleaners, playing dungeons and dragons
sex position: mourning sex (in a funeral home)
OR on a table (alternatively a stone slab)