Poison Tea
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! 100% !, ***♂♥♥QUORN♥♥♀, All Things Poetic, Artistic, Philosophical, Behind the Mask, Everyday Life, Freedom In Words and ART, Scotlands History, The Scots are Coming, The Sensual Word, United Kingdom, Up & Coming Writers and Villains and Villainesses: The darker side...she stands over there,
face ablaze,
I can feel her glare.
she stands over there,
hands reaching,
trying for the chair.
she stands over there,
mouth foaming,
sooking for air.
she lands over there,
I told her,
I didn’t care.
HeatherTS
i love tea…
i care if i dont get my tea!
dogfish replied
shit don’t drink tea!!!!!!
it’s bloody poison.:-p
JenniferB
they don’t allow us to drink coffee or tea in here… in case we go manic! haha. ;-)
dogfish replied
what a let down…
hell.nobody should go without black medicine
but tea not for me
it’s bloody poison…..
abeigh
he he he…I like tea!
dogfish replied
don’t think you can get tequila-tea!
abeigh
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
tequila tea…
not for me!
Hood in bed
nursing bad head
dogfish replied
hood in bed
hmmm
nuff said. 8}
dogpriest
yeh dog, well done fucking great man,
I think I’ll be making my own tea though, lol
dogpriest
dogfish replied
TEA
it’s bloody poison! lmao
abeigh
with bucket! lmao
dogfish replied
as allways abeigh your words paint such a vivid picture for all to see, haha, bucket! lmFao
dogpriest
ok then, I’ll be making my own poison, in my tea!
and how are you today?
dogfish replied
i’m good dog, yerself?
dogpriest
it’s dogpriests day of rest, the kids are at grans and papas and the house is quite…don’t get that often…but i don’t really like it ; )
dogpriest
dogfish replied
hell take full advantage mate
abeigh
aw….i’m not thinking straight
be gentle
poor Abeigh
please pray for me lmao
dogfish replied
I’m sure dogpriest will have a verse or two up his sleeve just for you. :-}
dogfish replied
is not the pope in your fair land? (saying sorry!)
then i have a joke! (bmail)
dogpriest
Ofcourse, that is my plan, the unwritten plan, but such is the life i follow, lol.
hi abeigh, how are you and your friend Mr Bucket?
Is it nature inflicted, or fuckingmentalcrazycan’tremember night?
abeigh
um…dogpriest..gentle?
Pope, yes Pope visit
Pope gone home now.
Took a mug!
dogfish replied
he better not have a mug..ggggrrrr…
dogfish replied
look
abeigh
Hi dogpriest yes its a
fuckingmentalcrazycan’tremember night?
bad! very bad!
lmao
Aw tis ok Joe
Popes mug broke
dogfish replied
thank f* cos it was only a joke!
dogpriest
ah, fuckingmentalcrazycan’tremember night, I see,
well it doesn’t last forever, which is nice.
and the pope took a cup!!
how very dare he!
dogpriest
dogfish replied
but the pope would have been nice about it, he would eventually said sorry. pmsl
abeigh
lmao@dogpriest
but I stole his rosaries :-o
Sorry Joe,
head still a blur
Abeigh lost
in Dawgs slur
dogfish replied
hell, hell tis where you’ll go
for theft is a sin
didn’t you know
dogpriest
Such is life to drink,
to forget is mostly the hero,
when your normality says godbye,
you could be left with zero.
zilch, nothing, naked,
Oh shit, what the hell,
I did’t really do that last night,
ah fuck, oh well!
abeigh
oooooh….DAWG!
sorry says pope
for all the mugs broke!
abeigh
not too bad Dogpriest,
just some very offensive karaoke!
but i wish someone could explain this limp!
dogfish replied
oooooh….DAWG!
sorry says pope
for all the mugs broke!
and for all the little boys who choked!!!!!!!!! ;-O
dogfish replied
limping ha, hope abeigh wasn’t gim-——hahaha
dogpriest
his fucking rosaries, fucking hell, you caused a panik at the Vatican,
all priest ready to fight the woman and her bucket,
The end is nigh!!
and I can’t even have a cup of tea, lol
dogfish replied
told abeigh the joke i told you.lmao
dogfish replied
step away from the tea.
abeigh
lmao Joe
then in hell I will burn
least I only steal.
lmao dogpriest
ssssh, rosaries in bucket :-o
abeigh
Waz up with da tea?
dogfish replied
okay was a heavey night for thee
lets for you start at the beginning
haha now do you see?
dogpriest
lol, stay the fuck away from the tea!!!! and the jokes was a guid yin.
probably best to forget about the limp,
may arise unwanted head busting memories.
dogfish replied
come on now!
least she forget, then cannot repent,
for a lot of bucks she would have spent,
a limping leg the story must be heard.
abeigh
I can’t remember!
sneaky feeling
pope hit me with stick.
Ah yes poison tea!
Tea bad…
very bad for thee.
dogfish replied
sneaky feeling
pope hit me with stick.
see one hand apologise
other hand, do it all over again
dogpriest
ok dog let the story unfold,
adventure, and new lands,
a blurd story to be told.
Let the ride begin,
trials of the holy man,
pray tell me that he lost,
that he’s praying relentlessly in the can.
dogfish replied
hahaha
on your knees not proud
gods telephone
tis so loud
is he there?
can he hear?
just shout
JESUS! (flush). lmao
abeigh
lol
eek!
no no not his fault!
I stole his beads.
dogpriest
what was first beads or mug,
please say the popes the thug.
dogfish replied
ye a thug takes us for a mug
abeigh
no no no!
see taking advantage
of my poor poor condition.
I don’t need telephone to talk with God
I have a direct line!
dogfish replied
taking advantage indeed! huh
dogpriest
lmfao at dogfish…JESUS!!! or JEBUS!!!
dogfish replied
jesus, god or even holy muther f*n god,
funny never works with satan, devil
lmao
abeigh
ah see mug broke
pope sorry
really bad joke!
dogpriest
Godband, what a line, eh,
I’ve been cut of by he,
such a special fee,
though nothing for me.
dogpriest
ok no trials ensue,
outcome good for you,
The priest will live,
and kiss your shoe, lol
abeigh
Sorry, Sorry, Sorry
tis all we hear
let’a have a ‘Sorry”’ day
and revel in their fear.
dogfish replied
sorrow and fear
tis damnation
i can see it clear
tis a foundation
they build their faith
for hell to go
tis no place!
dogpriest
true dogfish, but the name i love for he devil, satan, etc, is the Lightbringer, It’s in the title!!
say’s alot about the holymans damnation on him!
dogfish
brb
dogpriest
Reveal it in their tear,
is their sorry there,
do they ask forgiveness,
do they really care?
dogfish replied
forgiveness they cannot give,
tears is what they seek,
tis the way they care for,
to keep the minions meek.
dogpriest
control of very mind,
broken they are kept,
taking back the tear,
and giving back the fear.
dogfish replied
the tear was taken
the mind was swept
taking not giving is
what they do best
dogpriest
this war they wage,
seems fogotten, is true,
but some minds were not swept,
the truth kept for few
dogfish replied
the truth they utter not!
if it escapes
their foundation will surely rot
so truth and history wil be swept
under the rug that they call faith.
dogpriest
but all rugs they have to rot,
it will escape,
now that is truth, surely not,
when their god,
becomes the old,
they will be swept
and never told.
dogfish replied
their god has died once before
a hoax maybe, for you to explore,
he pushed the stone
rolled away the door
kissed him life,
allowed him to soar,
still his people come
knocking at my door!
dogpriest
I will explore,
something I missed!?
But I know that gods can die,
so many ways before,
are gone,
it is only human to ask them, why?
My door they seek,
have they lost their mind,
as fire drowns my eyes,
look at earth in all her awe,
there’s no answer in the skies.
dogfish
but tis the sky where answers lie
its where we get our breath
the ground below holds us well
from there we gain our wealth
but who holds the key
to our mental health
the answer to see is not far from thee
it is but man, not hard to understand!
LostBoy
dude…you are worm food…word.
dogfish replied
pmsl ye just cheered me up!
think ye’ve got lost
carolinewood
i need my tea before i can even stand in the mornings..it’s normally brought up to me in the mornings unless the missus is in a rush then i have to get up and make it myself.
dogfish replied
does yer missus trim yer bread to fit the toaster when making the tea?
carolinewood
nah… she stands over it and turns it manually.
dogfish replied
haha, silver service
Sheila Laurens
This is all so entertaining and enlightening but after all that, I love ‘Poison Tea’ (nasty) !! I also love ‘Their God is Dead’ -lol
dogfish replied
thanks sheila, it was a fun and light hearted piece, a challenge set for me by dogpriest. see if you can find his poison tea!
Sheila Laurens
My aunties came for an afternoon,
with cakes and cherry pies.
I poured the tea into china cups
under their prying eyes
Hang on every word.
Watch my every move.
Run fingers along furniture.
What do they have to prove?
Laughing, falling over.
Nothing funny can I see.
I think they like me now!
Was it something in the tea?
dogfish replied
Aunties antics’
love it, great mental picture. lmao
Raven Ice
remind me not to drink the tea you are offering.
dogfish replied
how many sugars do you take?
Raven Ice
I have officially converted to coffee
dogfish replied
take it black, strong and wear a stetson!
lol
Raven Ice
um how about a beret instead of a stetson?
dogfish replied
ffs, no beret!
unless you have a bycicle and onions on a string!
monsuier!
Raven Ice
No! But I reek of garlic and seldom bathe…lol!
dogfish replied
okay so how may sugars do you take in your tea?
Raven Ice
I no longer drink tea….
dogfish replied
what no tea? tis considered a tonic in some lands!
Raven Ice
or do sugar.
dogfish replied
wtf? no sugar! so are you a crofter?
Raven Ice
i am too young to need tonics! lol. and wtf is a crofter?
dogfish replied
crofter
Raven Ice
omg! i am a city guy! the only croft i know is lara !
dogfish replied
lmao, ain’t she a babe?
Raven Ice
The hottest array of pixels to have ever graced pc screens!
dogfish replied
the context of every boy scouts dreams!
Raven Ice
if only more anthropologists were like Miss Croft… I might have finished my thesis.
dogfish replied
so her, from the time team dosen’t do it for you?
Raven Ice
time team?
dogfish replied
the Time Team