Christmas fun with Woo by Dr Woo

When looking for a Christmas gift I know just what to do,
Jump on the net to bubbletown and search for Dr Woo,
There’s bottom slaps and Chinese burns to buy for little brothers,
and gallon tubs of french perfume for kids to buy their mothers,

Dads will like the sadness bin to buy for teenage girls,
while grandpas get one choice for gran, the standard set of pearls,
Cats can choose a bath or vet to buy for little dogs,
Dogs can choose a bath or vet to buy for toffy mogs,

So come on down to Dr Woos and buy a gift today,
Don’t buy that stupid thigh machine you bid for on ebay,
For Dr Woo has perfect gifts to give to all your kin,
even if they’ll punch you out and throw it in the bin.