BREST HOLIDAY WITH SLUTSK by Dr Woo

I want to go to Belarus while youth is on my side,
The morals there just seem so loose if maps are any guide,
I think I’ll start my romp at Brest I’m sure that I’ll behave,
then I’ll head on down to Pinsk to see the local caves,
If all goes bad there’s always Slutsk I’ve heard it costs big money,
And before I go I’ll stop at Minsk and smear myself in honey !