Christmas fun with Woo
When looking for a Christmas gift I know just what to do,
Jump on the net to bubbletown and search for Dr Woo,
There’s bottom slaps and Chinese burns to buy for little brothers,
and gallon tubs of french perfume for kids to buy their mothers,
Dads will like the sadness bin to buy for teenage girls,
while grandpas get one choice for gran, the standard set of pearls,
Cats can choose a bath or vet …
Bees
I’ve got bees in my mouth
I’ve got bees in my eyes
I’ve got bees in my belly
I’ve got bees in my thighs
I’ve got bees in my ears
I’ve got bees in my nose
I’ve got bees in my fingers and my toes
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THIS WOULD HAVE TO BE THE LONGEST JOURNEY ENTRY TITLE ANYONE HAS EVER WRITEN ON REDBUBBLE ,IT'S AN ENTRY ALL ON IT'S OWN, SOMEONE HAD TO DO IT! CHEERS!
everything is cool when it's blown out of a cannon !
I realised yesterday that anything is cooler when it’s blown out of a cannon! Anything and everything, even human thought ! Am I wrong ?
Avoca
I acquired the town of Avoca,
In a lucrative game of poker,
I did all the sums,
and to kick out all the bums,
would leave the town empty of folker! HA!
BREST HOLIDAY WITH SLUTSK
I want to go to Belarus while youth is on my side,
The morals there just seem so loose if maps are any guide,
I think I’ll start my romp at Brest I’m sure that I’ll behave,
then I’ll head on down to Pinsk to see the local caves,
If all goes bad there’s always Slutsk I’ve heard it costs big money,
And before I go I’ll stop at Minsk and smear myself in honey !
Carrie And Gary to Marry !
Barry said to Larry “larry Carrie wants to marry”
Larry said to Carrie “Carrie marry Harry”,
Carrie said to Gary “Gary marry me not Harry”
So Gary Married Carrie leaving Larry to Carry……the burden of lost love.
“THE MOST OUTSTANDING GARY POEM I’VE HEARD IN YEARS”
Andrew Denton. Enough Rope ABC
“THAT’S WHY HE’S THE DO…
kittens fix lovers squabbles.
“pass me that bag of kittens” barked Gary as he stormed through the the kitchen on his way out to the shed. Gary loved kittens and had been an avid collector for the best part of his life. Before Sharon had responded Gary had snatched his sack of felines and was out the door. “Fuck you Gary” screamed Sharon " fuck the kittens and get a job ya fuckin weirdo" . R…
The beetle and the feeder.
I once touched a beetle,
not by hand but on the heart,
with a tiny drop of treacle,
on a crumb of lemon tart.
Then I fed it pork chops,
topped with apple sauce,
and a half a dozen oysters,
finished off first course.
For mains I served a turkey,
that I’d stuffed inside a goose,
and a kilo of beef jerky,
in a tub of chocolate moose,
Dessert was frozen fish cakes,
with sardines set in jelly,
and a tuna …
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a bearded car dealer excited four goat herders implying jesus killed lennon." Murder never obeys peace" queer Randy said. “That unbelievable vendor wrecked xmas’s youthful zest”.