Dr Woo

I’ve got bees in my mouth
I’ve got bees in my eyes
I’ve got bees in my belly
I’ve got bees in my thighs

I’ve got bees in my ears
I’ve got bees in my nose
I’ve got bees in my figers and my toes

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YAY FOR THE LITTLE PIG!

IT’S HOT!!!!!!!!

WOO

I realised yesterday that anything is cooler when it’s blown out of a cannon! Anything and everything, even human thought ! Am I wrong ?

I acquired the town of Avoca,
In a lucrative game of poker,
I did all the sums,
and to kick out all the bums,
would leave the town empty of folker! HA!

I want to go to Belarus while youth is on my side,
The morals there just seem so loose if maps are any guide,
I think I’ll start my romp at Brest I’m sure that I’ll behave,
then I’ll head on down to Pinsk to see the local caves,
If all goes bad there’s always Slutsk I’ve heard it costs big money,
And before I go I’ll stop at Minsk and smear myself in honey !

Barry said to Larry “larry Carrie wants to marry”
Larry said to Carrie “Carrie marry Harry”,
Carrie said to Gary “Gary marry me not Harry”
So Gary Married Carrie leaving Larry to Carry…...the burden of lost love.

“THE MOST OUTSTANDING GARY POEM I’VE HEARD IN YEARS”
Andrew Denton. Enough Rope ABC

“THAT’S WHY HE’S THE DOCTOR”
Larry King. Larry King Show CBS

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“pass me that bag of kittens” barked Gary as he stormed through the the kitchen on his way out to the shed. Gary loved kittens and had been an avid collector for the best part of his life. Before Sharon had responded Gary had snatched his sack of felines and was out the door. “Fuck you Gary” screamed Sharon ” fuck the kittens and get a job ya fuckin weirdo” . Right then Gary realised he neede…

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