Dr Woo

When looking for a Christmas gift I know just what to do, / Jump on the net to bubbletown and search for Dr Woo, / There’s bottom slaps and Chinese burns to buy for little brothers, / and gallon tubs of french perfume for kids to buy their mothers, / Dads will like the sadness bin to buy for teenage girls, / while grandpas get one choice for gran, the standard set of pearls, / Cats can choo…