The Walrus King Gets His Game On by Daniel  Rarela


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The melting of the polar ice caps made for an easy win for the Walrus Kingdom against the dreaded Polar Bears. Now that his enemies (and also the 95% of the entire human/ land animal population) had drowned, the Walrus King now had time for more pleasurable activities… like dating.

He sailed the oceans for weeks on end, trying to find somebody interesting to talk to. It wasn’t until he came across a small island (which was actually the top of a huge trash dump that was now submerged) that he finally found any sign of life. On the island was a crocodile named Margaret, happily chowing down on the last humans that had managed to survive the flood.

“Wow, what a nice smile she has! Can’t say she’s got great taste in food, but otherwise she seems normal enough…”

So the Walrus King paddled up to Margaret, and said to her the words that he hoped would work better than they had with his ex-wife:

“Hey baby! My attraction to you is like diarrhea – I just can’t hold it in!”


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  • jetsta42
    jetsta42over 6 years ago

    very clever and imaginative

  • Alf Caruana
    Alf Caruanaover 6 years ago

    Daniel this is excellent, I agree with Jessica clever and imaginative

  • HenkStolk
    HenkStolkover 6 years ago

    wonderful work. Like the vivid colors
    Henk (my site: stolkphotography)

  • Paul Louis Villani
    Paul Louis Vil...over 6 years ago

    Well done Daniel! Very creative! :D

  • VonMcKnelly
    VonMcKnellyover 6 years ago

    An overactive imagination is a great thing…..

  • thanks Von (and Paul and Henk and Alf and Jess)!

    I hope my imagination can STAY overactive… I’ve kind of been trying to fight my way out of a really big creative slump lately

    – Daniel Rarela

  • Steven Novak
    Steven Novakover 6 years ago

    So damn good I had to favorite it.

  • Paola Jofre
    Paola Jofreover 6 years ago

    Very creative!!!!

  • EnVee
    EnVeeover 6 years ago

    lol, great story and creative image :)

  • Sassafras
    Sassafrasabout 6 years ago

    I had to favor it , too. Vivid imagination, Daniel.

  • billyboy
    billyboyabout 6 years ago

    Daniel, this is totally mad and I love it!

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