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The Walrus King Gets His Game On

Daniel  Rarela

Los Angeles, United States

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The melting of the polar ice caps made for an easy win for the Walrus Kingdom against the dreaded Polar Bears. Now that his enemies (and also the 95% of the entire human/ land animal population) had drowned, the Walrus King now had time for more pleasurable activities… like dating.

He sailed the oceans for weeks on end, trying to find somebody interesting to talk to. It wasn’t until he came across a small island (which was actually the top of a huge trash dump that was now submerged) that he finally found any sign of life. On the island was a crocodile named Margaret, happily chowing down on the last humans that had managed to survive the flood.

“Wow, what a nice smile she has! Can’t say she’s got great taste in food, but otherwise she seems normal enough…”

So the Walrus King paddled up to Margaret, and said to her the words that he hoped would work better than they had with his ex-wife:

“Hey baby! My attraction to you is like diarrhea – I just can’t hold it in!”

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