D. J. On The War Path by Deborah Lazarus

D. J. is a cartoon character inspired by some real life feelings of yours truly. Come on ladies, you know that there are times when the men in your lives tweak the last possible nerve ending in your very existence. You can’t take a steak knife and carve your initials in his butt cheek…..even when the temptation is there. (You might wind up in jail.) And you know there have been times when you just wanted a slice of his behind. And don’t tell me that you have not been tempted to take all of his keys to a locksmith and have them re-cut, so they are totally useless. We have all been there with our men. So here is D. J. saying what she will do to her significant other if he annoys her one more time. Think about it ladies. It really does not take much effort to bury a butter container (with his keys, cell phone, and power cord inside) in the back yard. Its a real attention getter.

Hand drawn in Corel.


  • Deborah Lazarus
    Deborah Lazarusalmost 4 years ago

  • Stacey Lazarus
    Stacey Lazarusalmost 4 years ago

    forget about it.

  • LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL Now you wouldn’t be thinking that I was talking about YOU, Sweetie, would you???? LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

    – Deborah Lazarus

  • Stacey Lazarus
    Stacey Lazarusalmost 4 years ago

    Oh No, No No No No No No No No…..YES!!!!!

  • Don’t pull your Monty Python routine on me!! Kiss, kiss, smooch, smooch….for now.

    – Deborah Lazarus

  • Patricia Anne McCarty-Tamayo
    Patricia Anne ...almost 4 years ago

    LOLOL that’s a riot!

  • Well, you know how we are!!! LOL

    – Deborah Lazarus

  • Roy  Massicks
    Roy Massicksalmost 4 years ago

    We don’t have someone hiding those things Deborah, it’s just old age that we lose them !
    Great caricature !

  • That happens alot around here, too!! We are constantly looking for things that the other moved. Thanks!! ☺

    – Deborah Lazarus

  • anaisanais
    anaisanaisalmost 4 years ago


  • LOL Thanks so much, Anna!!

    – Deborah Lazarus

  • Ann Reece
    Ann Reecealmost 4 years ago

    How funny and how true … At times – lol : )

  • Yeah, real women like you admit the truth. We love our men but sometimes they are just too much to bear. LOL Thanks, Ann!!

    – Deborah Lazarus

  • BlueMoonRose
    BlueMoonRoseover 3 years ago

    Great work, Deb! Sometimes I wonder why so many men are still breathing. They can be so aggravating!

  • Sometimes I feel like I am raising another child who just refuses to grow up!!! LOL LOL LOL Thanks, Kathryn!!!

    – Deborah Lazarus

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