It’s not much fun being fat
you can’t do this and that
you get stuck on buses
and have to wear trusses
it’s not much fun being fat.

It’s not much fun being fat
you look stupid wearing a hat
it’s hard to get into trains
and you full of odd pains
it’s not much fun being fat

It’s not much fun being fat
it’s worse when your lying flat
lovers you meet
are so keen to be sweet
it’s not much fun being FAT