I wished I was a Pig,
I became a Duck.
I wanted to be named Dan,
I was hit,
no struck with a lightning bolt.
I wished I was a cow,
oh no they said, not now.
I wished that there
was peace on earth,
There became much,
more war.
I wished,
to have a big money bowl,
instead I got a
big brown hair.
Ok now I wish to
end this poem, But it keeps going.
I wish to start this poem,
hey it ended!

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Honey can you go,
go get a bear?
Honey can you eat,
eat that tree?
Honey can you weep,
can you sleep?
Honey would you,
would you kill a life,
to save yours?
Would you let me die,
and let yourself live?
Would you stand in,
front of a bullet for me?
If you answered these questions,
yes, yes, yes, no, no, yes,
For all of those correct, you will
have a good
life with your wife, or husband!