Legally Binding Shirt

T-Shirts & Hoodies

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$22.78
designpickles

Galiano Island, Canada

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Sizing Information

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Chest 36" 40" 44" 48" 52" 56"
Length 28" 29" 30" 31" 32" 33"
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Features

  • Sweatshop-free, ethically sourced 100% cotton apparel
  • Printed using cutting edge direct to garment technology
  • Slim fit, order a size up if you'd like it less fitting
  • Cold wash and hang out to dry

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Artist's Description

The recipient hereby referred to as ‘shirt bearer’ and the witness of said shirt hereby referred to as the ‘viewing party’ both are bound by fully legal law and totally not made up law to the services provided by the shirt here forward referred to as ‘the shirt’ and according to the terms and conditions outlined in the purchasing statement will stare for no less then thirty five seconds and in the event such a duration is exceeded the shirt bearer and viewing party are required two minutes of extended silence as they contemplate the reason for such a contractual infraction against the shirt, and the shirt will then out loud proclaim the contractual obligations which are henceforth to be referred to as ‘words’ WITHIN SEVEN OR MORE DAYS or your money back with the exceptions listed in subsection ‘D’ of the purchasing statement. In the event of a spelling mistake in this document which is legally binding and in no way just a t-shirt after the previously stated authorized cancellation period and should we have failed to mention the authorized cancellation period previously then your order will be made completely void and legally binding. Consequently we would like you to proceed to honor your contractual obligations as previously outline in subsection ‘R’, however in the event you can no longer fulfill such obligations you will be contacted by a shirt validation officer and fined according to the remaining obligatory period in your t-shirt contact as stated here, on your t-shirt. Should you require any further information please do not hesitate to write on your t-shirt.

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