Deri Dority

webgrrl, 6 months ago

leaving like how? for good….. or take a break? hope its not for good :|

Deri Dority, 6 months ago

Hehee, no, I am leaving/coming. It is a popular thing to do. I see it all the time.

Darren Stones, 6 months ago

Yes, it’s about time you considered doing this, Deri. I’m sure this move will be good for your view count.

Firstly, maybe you could write an entire series of photographic tips over the next three weeks which have already been covered to death on the internet.

When you’ve accomplished this, you’ll have an extremely high opinion of yourself – no question.

Then, one person will comment on one of your photographic tip journal entries which will cause you to lose 3-4 nights sleep.

You will then begin to feel you’re no longer a useful cog in the RedBubble machine. You’ll feel downright unwanted to a point of pulling down all your artwork, BUT increasing your watchlist to over 48 pages so people will add you to their watchlist.

Upon reaching this point, you’ll know it’s time to “Officially” announce your intention to leave in a bitchy journal entry which mentions your cat has received death threats.

When you gain at least 45 replies saying “don’t go”, you’ll be then in a position to say “Thank you everyone – I’ll stay”.

I suspect this method will gain you more notoriety on RedBubble and you’ll then be embraced by those who want you to comment on their work on a very regular basis.

See how that goes, and good luck with your official announcement!

Deri Dority, 6 months ago

Ahhh. Thanks for the tips Darren. There are so many details to work out. For instance, how many pieces of art do you leave, just before you come back. I have noticed that some don’t take down any art. Is that really the best way to go?

Deri Dority, 6 months ago

I just had a brilliant thought (or a duh moment, one of the two). Instead of taking my pictures down, I can just make them not public. So they are there, but not there.

Darren Stones, 6 months ago

Yes – way to go.

Consider this.

Hide 75% of your artwork so you don’t lose your view count. think ahead a little on this one, because when you’ve reached 100,000 views, you’ll be able to announce this in a journal entry. RB newbies will be very impressed with your vital statistic!

Anne van Alkemade, 6 months ago

I think leaving your art up shows just how upset and distraught you are as you walk out the door. And it’s the best of both worlds … you say you have left, you have obviously abandoned your work, people feel sorry for the work and view it, or even better, they purchase it.

If you take it down, the short attention spans of the majority of internet surfers will not be able to remember you when you return – and so there’s an advantage there too because they’ll think your brand new (even if you don’t change your name) and welcome you with open arms even if you have sprayed red paint all over their own works and slandered their names from here to Timbuktu!!

I truly hope this advice is helpful Deri.
;o)

paletendril, 6 months ago

Deri and Darren, thank you for making me laugh as much as you did. You made my day with this post.

Anne van Alkemade, 6 months ago

I’ve got to learn to write/type faster!

Deri Dority, 6 months ago

Ohhhh, that is good advice. I hadn’t thought this through all the way. When I do “go/ not go” I could change my avatar to emphasize the going/not going.

flower68, 6 months ago

LMAO!!!!!

Deri Dority, 6 months ago

Hmmm. My cat just received a death wish…..

flower68, 6 months ago

Name and shame before you leave….and come back.that way you save yourself immense embarrassment.

Darren Stones, 6 months ago

Deri, you do realise that when I refresh this page it adds to the view count, don’t you?

When this entry reaches 200+ views, commence another journal entry that refers to this one and provide a direct link.

Your view count on both entries will be good for business. You might even sell a small laminated print out of this tactic.

Deri Dority, 6 months ago

Ahha! Another great tip. And the person that I name of course would also have the option of leaving/not leaving, which would be a great benefit to him/her. I will need at least one volunteer for this whole process. Anyone out there that was thinking of leaving/not leaving in the near future?

Deri Dority, 6 months ago

Hmmm. Trying to sell a print off of leaving/not leaving would be a shameless thing to do.

Darren Stones, 6 months ago

Nice work, Deri. I’m sure that piece will be missed by the entire 26,000 RedBubble account holders when you take it down.

I think you would have a better chance of getting into a fight if you don’t name someone. It creates a sense of mystery not knowing who you’re intending to get upset with. That will cause you to receive 50+ bubblemails from members wanting to know who has pissed you off.

Angela McConnell, 6 months ago

better yet you could air your dirty laundry in public – get your partner to join redbubble and start a torrid internet affair then start a bitchfight – going out in a jerry springer type fanfare of publicity!!

Deri Dority, 6 months ago

Hmmm. I am wondering if it would be too contentious to have a leave/not leaving party.

Deri Dority, 6 months ago

I know that this is kind of a naive question, but do I send out invites to my leave/not leave event?

Deri Dority, 6 months ago

At least I have one step out of the way. I have already aired my dirty laundry in public.

Angela McConnell, 6 months ago

good work Deri – glad to see you are on the ball! also any excuse for a party….

Darren Stones, 6 months ago

Deri, I reckon a little party music will get people flocking to the event. My recommendation would be for a BYO all drinks and tissues.

Here’s a little party music to kick things off.

If you leave me now – Chicago

flower68, 6 months ago

ok I’m putting this in a journal entry with a link just to make sure you get as wide an audience as possible upon your imminent departure/return.

Deborah Bowness, 6 months ago

Great idea about having the leaving/not leaving party Deri, I am so there!! Ok, I’ll kick it off….”Oh Please don’t go Deri, you’ve done nothing wrong, just ignore those small minded people etc etc etc!”....there, now all you need is another 44 people to do the same and then you can announce you are not really leaving about all!!

Carmen Cilliers, 6 months ago

This is so funny, and why are certain names popping straight into my head?! LOL!!! I wonder if we are thinking of the same people. Great writing and topic guys… and
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaase don’t go, I looooooooove your work sooooooo much, this place wont be the same without yoooooooooou! LOL. (Hope this is read in the intended fun spirit written) . Ok, now to go write my leaving threat – all those people have been so mean to me! LOL!

Deborah Bowness, 6 months ago

(Should be leaving AT all, not about!)

Carmen Cilliers, 6 months ago

Hey Deb stole my place – Deb you are so mean to me, I am going to leave now because you ruined my life!

Angela McConnell, 6 months ago

can i be the evil person who says “screw you, piss off” instead??? please – i have always wanted someone to do it every time i see those JE’s

Carmen Cilliers, 6 months ago

Bubbler 2: ….”Oh Please don’t go Deri, you’ve done nothing wrong, just ignore those small minded people etc etc etc!”….

Carmen Cilliers, 6 months ago

Bubbler 3: ….”Oh Please don’t go Deri, you’ve done nothing wrong, just ignore those small minded people etc etc etc!”….

Carmen Cilliers, 6 months ago

Bubbler 4: ….”Oh Please don’t go Deri, you’ve done nothing wrong, just ignore those small minded people etc etc etc!”….

(how many to go, 40?)

Deborah Bowness, 6 months ago

I SO did NOT steal your place Carmen….YOU are being mean to ME….that’s it, I’m leaving too, the bubbles no fun anymore!! I’m off to write a journal to name and shame!

Carmen Cilliers, 6 months ago

Yea you stupid fake, you go write on me and I am going to tell Big Bubble and you will be so sorry then you will leave and everyone can comment on my work instead

; )

Carmen Cilliers, 6 months ago

And clearly you are doing a pot kettle thing!

Carmen Cilliers, 6 months ago

Bubbler 5: ….”Oh Please don’t go Deri, you’ve done nothing wrong, just ignore those small minded people etc etc etc!”….

Shanina Conway, 6 months ago

lol! I was all ready for some news to find this shamefull attempt at self-promotion …lol! hilarious….you wicked woman deri;)

Helen Bascom KMA, 6 months ago

ROFLOL That’s it. I’m leaving. Ha Ha

Carmen Cilliers, 6 months ago

Shanina – don’t call people wicked, that’s sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mean, and that will make other bubblers cry and leave then there’ll be no one left! You are sooooo mean LOL!

Angela McConnell, 6 months ago

you bunch of shameless showponies – quite clearly you are all trying to steal deri’s thunder by ALL leaving so now there will be no-one to beg her to come back!

Carmen Cilliers, 6 months ago

Booooooooooo Hoooooooooooooooooo all my ‘besties’ are leaving : ((

flower68, 6 months ago

my comment lists are never this long I can’t take it any more I’m leaving.Soon.Maybe.

Carmen Cilliers, 6 months ago

“you bunch of shameless showponies – quite clearly you are all trying to steal deri’s thunder by ALL leaving so now there will be no-one to beg her to come back!”

Angela, you are clearly just a brown noser, hey why don’t you be Bubbler number 6 and beg her to stay!!!!! Na Na Na Naaaaa Na!

(God, just joking, before someone seriously leaves because some people are sooooooooooooooooooo sensitive and don’t always know what a joke is)

Angela McConnell, 6 months ago

i prefer lickarse thanks very much – was just thinking that it had degenerated very quickly over the last half hour or so – but it is HILARI-arse!

Carmen Cilliers, 6 months ago

Oh flower, don’t go, I couldn’t imagine my life on RB without you and your wonderful work which is so inspiring, provoking, amazing, you are the next Picasso, like babes you can’t go because I looooooooooooooove you so much and you are my bestie in CYBER space!

ENaLu, 6 months ago

i’ve definitely gone

Randy Monteith, 6 months ago

deri – Please don’t go ! Did you take you

Choose one of the following:

a) take your meds
b) eat a complete meal
c:)empty a bottle of gin

before you came on the internet?

Are of sound mind and body?

Deborah Bowness, 6 months ago

Oooo report me to RB then!! Fake?? That’s it, I’m defo gonna write a journal now and wait until 45 beg me to stay and then announce my return and how I couldn’t live without you all!
(LMAO!)

Deborah Bowness, 6 months ago

Bubbler 6: ….”Oh Please don’t go Deri, you’ve done nothing wrong, just ignore those small minded people etc etc etc!”….

Carmen Cilliers, 6 months ago

Bubbler 7: ….”Oh Please don’t go Deri, you’ve done nothing wrong, just ignore those small minded people etc etc etc!”….

Carmen Cilliers, 6 months ago

Bubbler 8: ….”Oh Please don’t go Deri, you’ve done nothing wrong, just ignore those small minded people etc etc etc!”….

Paul Louis Vil..., 6 months ago

Ahhh, the art of self promotion!
I love your style Derid and your sense of humour! :D

Carmen Cilliers, 6 months ago

She is really amazing isn’t she Paul, that’s why she simply caaaaaaaaaaaaaaan’t leave!

Randy Monteith, 6 months ago

deri – your stil here? oh wait I see you’ve opened a new account under a different name, oops you’ve messed up and use the same Profile image! naughty naughty you!!

Gnat, 6 months ago

Aw silly peoples, this looks like a mass exodus.

susan davies, 6 months ago

see youve achieved your goal of getting plenty of views in your own style lol

Randy Monteith, 6 months ago

Darren – I love this one that we all really know did happen

Darren said ” You will then begin to feel you’re no longer a useful cog in the RedBubble machine. You’ll feel downright unwanted to a point of pulling down all your artwork, BUT increasing your watchlist to over 48 pages so people will add you to their watchlist. “

Why someone who never commented or looked at my work before would annonce that they are leaving 8 hours ago and then 2 hours ago add me to their Watchlist????

deri make sure you add everyone on RB to your Watchlist before you go umm err don’t go

Randy Monteith, 6 months ago

oooops did I mention your new image ” The Moment ” is awesome!!!!!!!!

Karen Crozier, 6 months ago

I don’t want anyone to leave OUR bubble. Why are you leaving? Are you coming back? I love your art and I would hate to see you go. If I can help you in anyway, feel free to bubblemail me. Karyn

Carmen Cilliers, 6 months ago

Karyn, just curious, is that sarcastic or are you being serious… which if you are, I am just wondering how much of this you’ve read so far doll!

Darren Stones, 6 months ago

Sorry, Deri, I’ve been away watching Jerry Springer on YouTube.

Carmen Cilliers, 6 months ago

Aw dont be like that Darren, that’s so sarcastic and MEAN!

demon, 6 months ago

Can you link me to your store please….pretty please…

flower68, 6 months ago

Oh god demon ur so insensitive deri’s leaving and all u can think about is shopping.It’s so cold on here I’m sooo glad I’m leaving.Bye everybody.No,don’t try and stop me…
no really,I have to EAT!! deri please wait until i get back before you leave.I’m not done saying persuading u to stay.I know I can…

Darren Stones, 6 months ago

Put’s another CD on to keep the party mood going

Baby come back – Player

Deri Dority, 6 months ago

I’m sorry if I took a short break. I have been in the process of adding all of RB to my watch list. Hmmmm. I think I only have 22,000 left to go.
I also had another flash (a very brief flash mind you) of genius. If I turn off all my pictures to the public, and then when I “not go” reload all the pictures, people would then be inclined to comment on them as if they are fresh works of art (indeed, most people will have forgotten my art anyway, so they are fresh pieces of art). After I get the requisite number of views/comments, I then turn on the originals and my view numbers sky rocket. I then am able to make one of the famous “I am amazed, I have xxxxxx of views, all in a few hours.” post. Technically I would end up with the record for the most views in a short period of time (that would be another post of course).

Susan Epps Oliver, 6 months ago

Welcome back, Deri…..sooooo good to see you…..you were missed sooooo much…..I’m gonna go comment on EVERYTHING in your portfolio now so’s you feel good about yourself again.

( lolol…....funniest thing I read on the bubble so far ! )

Deri Dority, 6 months ago

After my leave/not leave party I will of course be throwing a “Welcome Back” party.

mlgkats, 6 months ago

lol ok here you go,,ohhhhhhhhhhhh please don’t go , it is to funny all the comments here , no seriously good luck on your photo of the year - mel :)

BuddyH, 6 months ago

Oh,now I get it! Guess I havn’t been here long enough. I’m such a sucker. Hey,do I take you of my watchlist now,or wait till after the party?

Deri Dority, 6 months ago

Now there is a thought. If people take me off their watch list and then put me back on at the Welcome back party, I will break the record for number of people that have added me to their watchlist in an hour. Brilliant idea BuddyH.

Randy Monteith, 6 months ago

ok now I am confused is this us welcoming you back or telling you to get lost, or begging you to stay????

Deborah Bowness, 6 months ago

You not gone yet Deri (Lol!)? How many more people need to ask you to stay now before we can have that welcome back party?!

elliewinds, 6 months ago

LOL!!!!! when i saw the link in flower68s journal to this i thought ‘hear we go again…” i have to say – as i’ve seen this happen a few times – my first thought has been ‘GROW UP’ and my second thought is ‘wow, this is kinda entertaining’ and then finally, ‘man, i am way more functional then i realized…’ ;-)

Deri Dority, 6 months ago

Well, I could combine all four parties, leaving/not leaving, begging me to stay or telling me to get lost and welcome back. Oh, and my cat has received another death threat.
Well OK, I”M BACK EVERYONE. I MISSED ALL OF YOU! YOU HAVE PERSUADED ME TO COME BACK. PLEASE SEE MY PORTFOLIO AS I HAVE POSTED ALL NEW PHOTOS.
FEEL FREE TO LEAVE COMMENTS. I HAVE COMPLETELY CHANGED MY STYLE. HOPE YOU LIKE IT.

Randy Monteith, 6 months ago

Welcome back Deri me missed you for the short few hours you umm err were gone. Now that your back does that mean your gonna take all 25,000 of us off your WatchList?

Tanya B. Schro..., 6 months ago

Heh heh heh. This thread rocks.

Glad you decided to leave/not leave, Deri. Everyone should buy one of your cards to make it up to you!

Deri Dority, 6 months ago

Tanya, my cards are flying off the shelves. Everyone should try leaving/not leaving. It has it’s benefits. We could probably make Leaving/not leaving cards and get sales that way as well. From my experience, I recommend people plan ahead and send out leaving/non leaving cards. I am in the process of producing some now.

Deri Dority, 6 months ago

Randy, thanks for missing me. Have things changed much around here during my absence?

Cimmerrian, 6 months ago

omg Deri…... tooo funny , lol I know I’ve only been on the Bubble for 2 months now ….but I soooooo get this …. I almost spit out my coffe reading this … you are all sooo funny …made my morning !! thanks everyone

digitaldavers, 6 months ago

Deri, I was so happy for you about getting 2 of your great photos into the “Photo of the Year” competiton. But, now after reading this mean spirited, bad tasting, run of comments and inuendo, well, frankly, I think you all have gone too far! I thought “most” bubblers were beyond this kind of juvenile antics. You all have proven me wrong. I am SO upset, I am seriously thinking of cancelling my red bubble account. I would really hate to be associated with this caliber of people. Yes, yes, I will do just that! As of June 1st 2008 I will be dumping all my artwork and closing it down permanently! Thank you all for making me realize that people are just a bunch of uncivilized assholes. It has been an experience.

Deri Dority, 6 months ago

digitaldavers, can I come to your leaving/not leaving party? I am good at parties.

Roy barry, 6 months ago

I’ve got 500 burgers and some mayo left over from my leaving/not leaving party….......

digitaldavers, 6 months ago

Party? My god, did you get nothing from my comment? I REALLY mean it! ...

P.S. Yes, and bring the Absynthe! :D

Deborah Bowness, 6 months ago

Deri my dear….Welcome back!! We’ve missed you!! Hurry up with those leaving/not leaving cards would ya, I’m gonna need them, because as of tomorrow, I’m leaving too….(and then returning in the same day!)

Roy barry, 6 months ago

Are you having your party on june 1st or going to get it out of the way sooner?

Elizabeth Burton, 6 months ago

I also think you should spam a personal link to your other site now that you have such a huge fan club…lol I really am glad you came back and never left , you were missed. ;)

Deri Dority, 6 months ago

Hehee, I knew you didn’t mean it digitaldavers, look at that big smile on your face. My avatar can’t keep a straight face either.
Liz, I am sorry you missed my big party, but digitaldavers is having a party…...

Roy barry, 6 months ago

So am I- have changed my mind again….......

Deri Dority, 6 months ago

Well I am off to work. Don’t try to stop me… er, actually can you please stop me? I don’t really want to work on my day off.

Roy barry, 6 months ago

OH just bugger off!

Elizabeth Burton, 6 months ago

Great!!! I would love to go to the party. I should bring my portfolio with me and maybe get some sales out of it too…lol

Deri Dority, 6 months ago

Deborah, I highly recommend leaving/not leaving, now that I have done it. I was nervous of course, since it was my first time. But I took a deep breath and plunged right in. With help from my fellow bubblers, I feel like I could maybe do it again some day.

Deri Dority, 6 months ago

Ok, I am in the process of buggering off to work…...

Roy barry, 6 months ago

Tee Hee!

Tanya B. Schro..., 6 months ago

Hmm…if a bubbler leaves/not leaves in the forest, does anyone give a sh#@?

Angela McConnell, 6 months ago

tanya – i believe that is the 100,000 view question….

Melinda Kerr, 6 months ago

So here’s a couple of thoughts…
1. Perhaps we should start an ‘I’m leaving’ group? Darren could be the moderator (until he leaves that is.)
2. If I leave and come back in the same day, because Australia is ahead hours wise…then people in the states may not even know it’s happened. See what I mean?

Randy Monteith, 6 months ago

Melinda’s got a great idea !!! Darren and Deri can moderate it

Darren Stones, 6 months ago

I’m awake. I left RedBubble overnight for a sleep, AND, did not make a journal entry saying good night to everyone.

Deri Dority, 6 months ago

Melinda, that is a brilliant idea. For group functions, we could all leave/come back at the same time. And of course, there is the going away/staying party. We need to get the “Sad to see you leaving/Welcome back cards up and running. A whole new market.

flower68, 6 months ago

Jerry Springer just called.He’d like an invite to the party(ies)

Darren Stones, 6 months ago

Deri, you’ve got a job on your hand maintaining No. 1 position in the journals. Some big announcements have been made in the last 12 hours.

itsallgoodamanda, 6 months ago

I lost the plot leave not leave what is going on huh

Melinda Kerr, 6 months ago

Anyone got any idea when we’ll be able to print on the back of RB t-shirts? Hanging out for an ‘I’m leaving RB’ on the front and ‘I’m back on RB’ on the back…

Randy Monteith, 6 months ago

Melinda or how about ” Just when I thought I was out, THEY pull me back in. “

oops thats Al Pachino from Godfather III

Darren Stones, 6 months ago

Puts another CD on

My Way – Robbie Williams

Cathleen Taraw..., 6 months ago

Better than a soap…

Carmen Cilliers, 6 months ago

LOL! Well I can’t resist, but for someone that just very recently left, and left with a big bang … I see they have uploaded two new photos one eight hours ago and one a bit sooner. Can’t say how soon, you can figure it out… but seriously! Their comments are massive already…. now – are they new comments or todays comments, mmm scammers?!!! I think I might have to leave afterall! (YeeHaa – I can’t wait to get all those new comments and blow the record out of the water, watch out guys!)

Wendy Slee KMA, 6 months ago

you guys! I don’t know how many ways I have blown my coffee out of my nose while reading this heartrending journal…....
but enough is enough.
(whoops forgot the obligatory exclam marks..)
but enough is ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
would you all just leave (or not leave) and get it over with!
(I have work to do but am so enthralled with blowing coffee out of my nose that I can’t drag myself way from your distressing and griefstricken words…...)
aaaahhhhh

Wendy Slee KMA, 6 months ago

maybe I had better leave too…
...
(like the irishman who stapled his nurries together…...
“if you can’t lick ‘em, join ‘em…”)

Darren Stones, 6 months ago

And now to our next piece of entertainment, which has been kindly sponsored by the humorous, curvaceous and ever-popular, Deri Dority.

We cross to America’s Got Talent for a Live recording of a heart-rending rendition of Unforgettable

Warning: Jerry Springer and David Hasselhoff appear in this video.

Angela McConnell, 6 months ago

hang on a minute… where is everyone’s journal entry gloating about how many views they are up to after the leaving speeches – come on people get it together!

Deri Dority, 6 months ago

Well, I am coming then leaving. Just backwards from the traditional leaving/coming. I have been working all day today (it is my day off, so I am working, a similar concept to leaving/coming). So, now I need to get back to my day off/working like a dog.

Angela McConnell, 6 months ago

i must apologise deri – i just noticed your journal entry about your massive number of views… maybe i SHOULD jump on the bandwagon since it is so popular at the moment

MuscularTeeth, 6 months ago

I’m glad other people think redbubble or its like are just another computer game.
the score; sales and hits

whoever plays the game best wins.
:)

Deri Dority, 6 months ago

For anyone wanting to mount their own leaving/staying party, please read Darren’s tips above. Contact me for leaving/staying cards. I am having a special this week. 10% off my leaving/staying cards.

kseriphyn, 6 months ago

Hee hee, seems everyone is on this bandwagon. Okay. Here’s my “farside” gist of this. If I said I was leaving, I’d stay depending on how many coments I got on my “That’s it, I’m leaving you monkeys” rant post. LOL XD

Jokes aside. I did go through this feeling once, a long time back but talked myself out of it and decided to revamp my port and persona instead.

Hmmm… 10% off leaving cards…

kseriphyn, 6 months ago

PS: Darren’s song choices are way too funny.

flower68, 6 months ago

LOl just dropped by for an update,has anybody made the some days (about 300 of 365)I don’t know whether I’m coming or going tshirt yet?

kathleen, 6 months ago

Here’s some advice… buy a tshirt… instead of journaling about it…

Leaving so soon

kseriphyn, 6 months ago

hee hee. pretty good tee now that I can see the fine print.

Mark Peterson, 6 months ago

LMAO!!!

Deri Dority, 6 months ago

Did I mention that all proceeds from my leaving/staying cards will be donated to the Cascade Raptor Center. Honest. Would I lie to you? What! Just because my avatar can’t hold a straight face? Hmmm. I guess I better come up with a few cards.

Deri Dority, 6 months ago

Pilgrim, 6 months ago

You do make me laugh and laugh.

Faizan Qureshi, 6 months ago

Hahahahaa you’re hilarious Deri, and totally right. I’ve witnessed the “I’m leaving, please stop me and give me attention” journals a lot. :P

kseriphyn, 6 months ago

pfft. seriously humans, we should take things seriously for serious reasons that need serious addressing on a serious note and everyone should take things very seriously because taking the micky out of mouse is serious issues that lead to serious consequences of a serious kind and need serious attention from serious minded humans in a serious manner – seriously… :0)

Deri Dority, 6 months ago

Seriously?

kseriphyn, 6 months ago

... channel ten seriously :0)

Darren Stones, 6 months ago

Borat meets David Letterman

Don’t these guys make a living taking out of taking the piss?

Darren Stones, 6 months ago

Oops – typo.

Deri Dority, 6 months ago

Ohhh, that is way too funny. I am still giggling.

Robert Knapman, 6 months ago

What a total breath of fresh air. I feel the cobwebs flying out the window. You are all hillarious.

AlienVisitor, 6 months ago

You humans are really a weird species.

Zorind.