Dept. of Permits, Licensing and Overregulation
Dear Private Citizen,
We’re in receipt of your reply to our previous notice wherein you
state that “since I do not wish to buy, sell, transport, communicate,
or even DO (sic) anything at all” we are in error in finding you in
violation of Licensing Rules and fining you for non-compliance.
We regret to inform you that you are incorrect; this situation can
be rectified quite simply however.
IT IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT THAT YOU UNDERSTAND THAT
YOU MUST HAVE A VALID LICENSE ON DISPLAY WHERE YOU
WILL BE DOING NOTHING AT ALL WITHIN 14 DAYS FROM NOW
OR YOU WILL BE SUBJECT TO FURTHER FINES, PENALTIES
AND INTEREST, AND POSSIBLE CRIMINAL PROSECUTION.
If you wish to continue doing nothing you must complete all of
the following within 10 days from now:
1) Pay the current fine in full (We will waive the penalties and
interest if you remit within 3 days)
2) Complete and file Forms 1193 Part B, 2764 Parts C & D, and
10987.2 Parts A-E & H with this Dept
3) Remit filing fees of $15, $10 & $25 respectively with said forms
4) File notice (Form 10A, $5) of your address and intent to do
absolutely nothing with your local Police Dept
When all of these steps have been completed your license and
renewal date will be mailed to you within 60-90 days. It has been
our sincere pleasure to assist you in this matter and we look
forward to serving you again in the future.
just a bit of satire, which i don’t normally do, on cheery “helpful” gov’t bureaucracy