CATNIP ADDICT GOT JOKES !!!
do morticians waste a WHOLE coffin on midgets?
if you don’t know who Michael Jackson is, your name had better be Helen Keller.
funeral saving techniques for the midgets…...........TUPPERWARE !!!
stevie wonder stated that he never thought he’d see the day a black man would be presidant…............i said “actually, you didn’t” (i can’t tell that one enough!)
one thing i can’t stand is….....a broom! can’t “stand” it, i try and try but it keeps falling over…........LOL LOL LOL !!!
one thing that burns me up is …...........fire!
one thing i don’t get is this…............credit!
one thing that truly pisses me off …...........................URINE !!!
one thing i cannot count on…...................a third hand
(if i want to count to 15 i have to go back to my left hand)
(i know, bad bad joke, that’s because i’m catnip addict).
THIS IS IT – the movie about Jackson’s ill-fated concert rehearsels
THIS IS JUST DOWN RIGHT SCARY – the movie about Jackson showing up at the oscars to collect his award for THIS IS IT !!!
ice skates for midgets…................ice cubes and string
local midget gets trapped by flying snowball !!!
notice how most movies about midgets are short films?
if you don’t know who Michael Jackson is, your name had better be Helen Keller.
funeral saving techniques for the midgets…...........TUPPERWARE !!!
stevie wonder stated that he never thought he’d see the day a black man would be presidant…............i said “actually, you didn’t” (i can’t tell that one enough!)
one thing i can’t stand is….....a broom! can’t “stand” it, i try and try but it keeps falling over…........LOL LOL LOL !!!
one thing that burns me up is …...........fire!
one thing i don’t get is this…............credit!
one thing that truly pisses me off …...........................URINE !!!
one thing i cannot count on…...................a third hand
(if i want to count to 15 i have to go back to my left hand)
- things that would make my skin crawl…..............death, time, and eventually maggots
(i know, bad bad joke, that’s because i’m catnip addict).
THIS IS IT – the movie about Jackson’s ill-fated concert rehearsels
THIS IS JUST DOWN RIGHT SCARY – the movie about Jackson showing up at the oscars to collect his award for THIS IS IT !!!
ice skates for midgets…................ice cubes and string
local midget gets trapped by flying snowball !!!
notice how most movies about midgets are short films?
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