catnip addict manor

i wonder how long it takes before a taxi driver remembers that he has a midget passanger in the back seat.

a blind man touches the face of a young teen with bad acne and says to her, "you’re…

it was on HLN (headline news) that a judge ordered a church not to feed the homeless because of the surrounding community of complaining idiots.

i guess these gated community sweethearts fe…

i, the great and wonderful most totally awesome catnip, is from buffalo new york.

the TV show called EXTREME HOME MAKEOVERS came to buffalo on nov 8th of 2009!!!

the show will air in earl…

a guy tells a woman at a bar the following….................
"nice legs! when do they open?"

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

Q: What’s gross?
A: A fat lady wearing a G-string

Q: What’s gr…

i have been recently hired in the adult playboy industry!!!

i got the job on the G-spot, i mean, i got hired on the spot!
the guy asked me if i had any qualifications.
i said …....
"not…

crack makes you have sex with people who you wouldn’t have pizza with.

if i ever become rich, i am going to buy me a new butt!
because the one i have now has a "crack" in it.
LOL LOL LOL L…

do morticians waste a WHOLE coffin on midgets?
if you don’t know who Michael Jackson is, your name had better be Helen Keller.
*funeral saving techniques for the midgets…...........TUPPE…

cigerettes kill
smoke a crayon!

GOD speaks out against gluttony.
people make themselves obese, thus disrespecting the temple.

but it was the forbidden fruit that got adam and eve into trouble.
so technically, we’re all …

i miss michael
he was so kind
i wish i was his
and he was mine

i miss michael
he wrote great songs
the music made since
hollywood is all wrong

i miss michael
i miss seeing him dan…

here are some clues that you done caught the pig flu coodies.

1. when ever you caugh you get a taste for donuts and and a feeling to beat up a black guy
2. you wake up and bath in mud ins…

i often wonder what award "eMJay" (michael jackson) would have received if the grammies were either stolen or didn’t exist.
so being the genius that i am, i figured it out.

eMJay won 8 g…

michael jackson was "Off The Wall" back in his early days with "The Jackson 5ive" until his 1982 release became a "Thriller" for both the record industry and fans alike. then things years late…

STRAIGHT JACKETS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!

grab a bus
paint a dog on it with a flower in it’s mouth and call it "GAYHOUND" LOL LOL LOL

you want peace without God in your lives
you want safe sex without husbands and wives

you want safe schools but leave out the prayers
you want a maricle to straighten out living nightmares…

a guy who works in the porn industry named "Dick Cummings" !
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a bum named "Rich" !
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!…

when magic johnson was sticking HIS "johnson" in all the other whores but his wife , he was hailed a hero for defeating aids and admitting his whorish so-called mistakes.

now letterman is ge…

dear pedaphiles and the retards who stick up for them,

please do the world a favor and kill yourselves. you’re not going to heaven any way and you don’t deserve to.

after michael jacks…

"why?" one may wonder is Emjay (MJ) dubbed the king of pop? for the same reason Princess Diana was dubbed the queen of hearts. if you ask me, i think Emjay should also do down in history as …