catnip addict manor
Profile
i’m rachel (catnip addict) manor. i am a black 36 year old woman.
i like to make people laugh and/or piss people off. i have a sick sense of humor. the kind that would get me in trouble with the police. like the time i was on the run from them and loss them when i threw a doughnut out the car window in the opposite direction. and the other time when a midget and i got into an arguement and i said to him , “GROW UP!”
i have nothing but my writings, i don’t know how to put stuff on the internet. DUH! i draw, write, joke, and that’s it. no kids, no job, no life. i fight stray cats in alleys for cold french fries. my non-bubble email is kiefer.24@hotmail.com
write me, i’m lonely! now get!
Groups
catnip addict manor is a member of LEFT WING VALUES AND POSITIVE GLOBAL AWARENESS, Up & Coming Writers and Writing Workshop.
Journal Entries
QUESTIONS
Posted 1 day ago, 2 comments so far.
THIS IS IT !!!
Posted 4 days ago.
FINALLY IT'S FALL...TOOK LONG ENOUGH !!!
Posted 8 days ago, 2 comments so far.
HA ! HA ! HA !
Posted 12 days ago, 1 comment so far.
WRITE IT ANYWAY!
Posted 14 days ago, 2 comments so far.
WANTED: A HEART FOR A HUMAN BEING
Posted 19 days ago, 4 comments so far.
THOUGHT U MYTE B ENTERESTED REEDING DIS!
Posted 20 days ago, 2 comments so far.
DRUNK MAN'S FAVORITE COMMERCIAL
Posted 22 days ago.
CATNIP IS SMOKING "THAT STUFF" AGAIN RB!
Posted 27 days ago, 4 comments so far.
"Dr" DOES NOT MEAN "DOCTOR"
Posted about 1 month ago, 2 comments so far.
Writing
CATNIP HAS A JOB!!!
i have been recently hired in the adult playboy industry!!! i got the job on the G-spot, i mean, i got hired on the spot! / the guy asked me if i had any qualifications. / i said ….... / R…
NONSENSE
crack makes you have sex with people who you wouldn’t have pizza with. if i ever become rich, i am going to buy me a new butt! / because the one i have now has a “crack” in it. / …
CATNIP ADDICT GOT JOKES !!!
do morticians waste a WHOLE coffin on midgets? / if you don’t know who Michael Jackson is, your name had better be Helen Keller. / funeral saving techniques for the midgets…...........TUP…
WISDOM BY THE GREAT AND POWERFUL CATNIP ADDICT
cigerettes kill / smoke a crayon!
FAT PEOPLE'S BIBLICAL LOOP HOLE
GOD speaks out against gluttony. / people make themselves obese, thus disrespecting the temple. but it was the forbidden fruit that got adam and eve into trouble. / so technically, we’re all…
THIS CAN'T BE "IT" !
i miss michael / he was so kind / i wish i was his / and he was mine i miss michael / he wrote great songs / the music made since / hollywood is all wrong i miss michael / i miss seeing him dan…
