catnip addict manor
Profile
i’m rachel (catnip addict) manor. i am a black 36 year old woman.
i like to make people laugh and/or piss people off. i have a sick sense of humor. the kind that would get me in trouble with the police. like the time i was on the run from them and loss them when i threw a doughnut out the car window in the opposite direction. and the other time when a midget and i got into an arguement and i said to him , “GROW UP!”
i have nothing but my writings, i don’t know how to put stuff on the internet. DUH! i draw, write, joke, and that’s it. no kids, no job, no life. i fight stray cats in alleys for cold french fries. my non-bubble email is kiefer.24@hotmail.com
write me, i’m lonely! now get!
Groups
catnip addict manor is a member of LEFT WING VALUES AND POSITIVE GLOBAL AWARENESS, Up & Coming Writers and Writing Workshop.
Journal Entries
ABANDONED
Posted 9 days ago, 13 comments so far.
LINES NOT TO USE WHEN TRYING TO PICK UP A WOMAN!
Posted 10 days ago, 2 comments so far.
QUESTIONS
Posted 15 days ago, 5 comments so far.
THIS IS IT !!!
Posted 17 days ago.
FINALLY IT'S FALL...TOOK LONG ENOUGH !!!
Posted 21 days ago, 2 comments so far.
HA ! HA ! HA !
Posted 26 days ago, 1 comment so far.
WRITE IT ANYWAY!
Posted 27 days ago, 2 comments so far.
WANTED: A HEART FOR A HUMAN BEING
Posted about 1 month ago, 4 comments so far.
THOUGHT U MYTE B ENTERESTED REEDING DIS!
Posted about 1 month ago, 2 comments so far.
DRUNK MAN'S FAVORITE COMMERCIAL
Posted about 1 month ago.
Writing
I WILL LAUGH WITH GOD AT YOU !!!
it was on HLN (headline news) that a judge ordered a church not to feed the homeless because of the surrounding community of complaining idiots. i guess these gated community sweethearts feel that…
THE POWELL FAMILY !!!
i, the great and wonderful most totally awesome catnip, is from buffalo new york. the TV show called EXTREME HOME MAKEOVERS came to buffalo on nov 8th of 2009!!! the show will air in early janua…
bad joke
a guy tells a woman at a bar the following…................. / “nice legs! when do they open?” LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL Q: What’s gross? / A: A fat lady wearing a G-strin…
CATNIP HAS A JOB!!!
i have been recently hired in the adult playboy industry!!! i got the job on the G-spot, i mean, i got hired on the spot! / the guy asked me if i had any qualifications. / i said ….... / R…
NONSENSE
crack makes you have sex with people who you wouldn’t have pizza with. if i ever become rich, i am going to buy me a new butt! / because the one i have now has a “crack” in it. / …
CATNIP ADDICT GOT JOKES !!!
do morticians waste a WHOLE coffin on midgets? / if you don’t know who Michael Jackson is, your name had better be Helen Keller. / funeral saving techniques for the midgets…...........TUP…
