catnip addict manor


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catnip addict manor
Age: 37
Joined: Dec 2008

i’m rachel (catnip addict) manor. i am a black 36 year old woman.
i like to make people laugh and/or piss people off. i have a sick sense of humor. the kind that would get me in trouble with the police. like the time i was on the run from them and loss them when i threw a doughnut out the car window in the opposite direction. and the other time when a midget and i got into an arguement and i said to him , “GROW UP!”

i have nothing but my writings, i don’t know how to put stuff on the internet. DUH! i draw, write, joke, and that’s it. no kids, no job, no life. i fight stray cats in alleys for cold french fries. my non-bubble email is kiefer.24@hotmail.com

write me, i’m lonely! now get!

Journal Entries

QUESTIONS

Posted 1 day ago, 2 comments so far.

THIS IS IT !!!

Posted 4 days ago.

FINALLY IT'S FALL...TOOK LONG ENOUGH !!!

Posted 8 days ago, 2 comments so far.

HA ! HA ! HA !

Posted 12 days ago, 1 comment so far.

WRITE IT ANYWAY!

Posted 14 days ago, 2 comments so far.

WANTED: A HEART FOR A HUMAN BEING

Posted 19 days ago, 4 comments so far.

THOUGHT U MYTE B ENTERESTED REEDING DIS!

Posted 20 days ago, 2 comments so far.

DRUNK MAN'S FAVORITE COMMERCIAL

Posted 22 days ago.

CATNIP IS SMOKING "THAT STUFF" AGAIN RB!

Posted 27 days ago, 4 comments so far.

"Dr" DOES NOT MEAN "DOCTOR"

Posted about 1 month ago, 2 comments so far.

Writing

CATNIP HAS A JOB!!!

i have been recently hired in the adult playboy industry!!! i got the job on the G-spot, i mean, i got hired on the spot! / the guy asked me if i had any qualifications. / i said ….... / R…

NONSENSE

crack makes you have sex with people who you wouldn’t have pizza with. if i ever become rich, i am going to buy me a new butt! / because the one i have now has a “crack” in it. / …

CATNIP ADDICT GOT JOKES !!!

do morticians waste a WHOLE coffin on midgets? / if you don’t know who Michael Jackson is, your name had better be Helen Keller. / funeral saving techniques for the midgets…...........TUP…

WISDOM BY THE GREAT AND POWERFUL CATNIP ADDICT

cigerettes kill / smoke a crayon!

FAT PEOPLE'S BIBLICAL LOOP HOLE

GOD speaks out against gluttony. / people make themselves obese, thus disrespecting the temple. but it was the forbidden fruit that got adam and eve into trouble. / so technically, we’re all…

THIS CAN'T BE "IT" !

i miss michael / he was so kind / i wish i was his / and he was mine i miss michael / he wrote great songs / the music made since / hollywood is all wrong i miss michael / i miss seeing him dan…

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