i’m rachel (catnip addict) manor. i am a black 36 year old woman.
i like to make people laugh and/or piss people off. i have a sick sense of humor. the kind that would get me in trouble with the police. like the time i was on the run from them and loss them when i threw a doughnut out the car window in the opposite direction. and the other time when a midget and i got into an arguement and i said to him , “GROW UP!”
i have nothing but my writings, i don’t know how to put stuff on the internet. DUH! i draw, write, joke, and that’s it. no kids, no job, no life. i fight stray cats in alleys for cold french fries. my non-bubble email is kiefer.24@hotmail.com
write me, i’m lonely! now get!
catnip addict manor is a member of LEFT WING VALUES AND POSITIVE GLOBAL AWARENESS, Up & Coming Writers and Writing Workshop.
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