Barbie Bloke

Darren Sharp
Author: Darren Sharp
Word Count: 115
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Barbie Bloke

Just a bit of silly fun, a good mate of mine did an awesome job of this but he is the legend by the name of Vic Davies from Club Veg on Sydney’s triple M.
This is no where near his lol
You have to sing it to the Barbie Girl song, cmon you know the one!!!

I’m a barbie bloke
can you smell the smoke
getting drastic
shit those tongs are plastic
ok buddy get the barbie started
oh oh oh k
ok buddy get the barbie started
ok ok
I’m a barbie bloke
gunna fill the air with smoke
wheres my apron
with the plastic silicone
oh god i can smell hair
it’s coming from my underwear
gunna lose gods creation
there goes that sperm donation
ok buddy get the barbie started
oh oh oh k
ok buddy get the barbie started
ok here goes
BOOOOOOOM
I’m a barbie bloke
can you smell the smoke
i’m black as charcoal
you should see my assh#*le

  • Julie Langford

    Julie Langfordcommunity host

    LOL – I love it Darren – strange how this fits in with the latest conversations [Dareen Mankini] – isnt it???? :)

  • Darren Sharp replied

    You asked for it Julie lololol

  • ~ Ademac

    ~ Ademac

    Darren its time for bed…...................lolololol

  • Julie Langford

    Julie Langfordcommunity host

    I am still waiting for that photograph Darren :) Just stand in front of your cam [profile to the left slightly], open your shirt and send it over – hehe

  • Darren Sharp replied

    You asked for it Julie!!

  • shanghaiwu

    shanghaiwu

    cool

  • Jase812

    Jase812

    LMFAO

  • Jase812

    Jase812

    Very well written,well done

  • Darren Sharp replied

    Thanks Jase !!!!!!!

  • Julie Langford

    Julie Langfordcommunity host

    No no Darren – this is not you!!!! :)

  • Julie Langford

    Julie Langfordcommunity host

    Come on Man – I want to do a Dareen Mankini shot

  • Jeff  Burns

    Jeff Burns

    LMAO this is awesome Darren!!!!

  • Jeff  Burns

    Jeff Burns

    The sad part is I can sing the song :-( LOL

  • Jeff  Burns

    Jeff Burns

    Oh and the band who sang it was Aqua. ROFL

  • Darren Sharp replied

    Good onya Jeff!!!

  • Julie Langford

    Julie Langfordcommunity host

    OMG Jeff – you know the band :) Sad thing is – so do I!

  • Darren Sharp replied

    Alright where do i send this shot lol!!!

  • eyestrange

    eyestrange

    lololololololol ROFLMHO

  • Jeff  Burns

    Jeff Burns

    And anyone who dares.
    Go Here
    If you do not know the song. I tell you don’t do it!!!!

  • Trevor Patterson IPA

    Trevor Patters...

    Oh god!...I clicked on Jeff’s link…Shoot me now someone…Please!

  • Darren Sharp replied

    Hahahaha it’ll be stuck in your head all day now lololol!!

  • whisperingruth

    whisperingruth

    Oh Darren . . . What a fabulous read first thing in the morning over a cup of coffee . . . the additional photos just added to my delight! LOL . . .

  • SnowDog

    SnowDog

    Dareen – this is all proof that your losing it or lost it!! lol great work!

  • SkyFox

    SkyFox

    LMFAO!!!

  • Irene  Burdell

    Irene Burdell

    Hilarious , I think RB is sending everyone round the bend.

  • StacyLee

    StacyLee

    ROFL fabulous!

  • Debbie Black

    Debbie Black

    thanks for the laugh! lol

  • Sean Farragher

    Sean Farragher

    lol fantastic

  • Wendy  Slee

    Wendy Slee

    oh dear me….I am laughing and have tears running down my face.
    You are a legend…....this is sheer brilliance!
    (I like mine well done!)

  • ZILPA

    ZILPA

    who couldnt laugh at this….. well done for making me laugh . Nice one

  • coffeebean

    coffeebean

    Oh my oh my…...very very good , what a hoot you are. Needed that laugh oh boy you made me laugh then Jeff did it again…you too are such mad hatters!!! LOL

  • deliriousgirl

    deliriousgirl

    Funnyfunny guy!!!!!!!

    LOVE AND PEACE, jen

  • MuscularTeeth
  • adgray

    adgray

    AAAAHHHHHH
    so that’s where the Dareeeen mankini came from lol
    But I liked the red one! lol
    Don’t know the song DON’T WANNA KNOW THE SONG!!!
    hmmm if I go cook for you next man trip will you sing it at me?
    please don’t or I’ll be forced to sing it back at you! lol
    nice to have you back mate! lol chookas! :o)

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