Dayonda

Nobody told them that young goats are born with springs in their hooves,

After a few hours, Gran began to . . . ‘smell a rat’ . . . and decided to see what had been keeping her two little granddaughters so quiet and so happy for so long…

Not thinking a thing about it (her Good Fairy costume) she popped into the Dentist’s waiting room, ...

—he found his wife with potato in one hand, peeler in the other, ... His two kids were crying their eyes out…

Here, bring it over here. NO! Leave your hand on it. Now, take that-there thing, yeah, that- and pull it back…There you go, Girl, you got it! Now you a pistol-packiin’ Mama!